Lord Benjamin of Glass

Royal Navy vet x2, Journalism grad & former expat ESL Teacher. I don’t do lefties or stupid people. Middlesbrough FC 🥺🇸🇪🇸🇪

[Lord Benjamin of Glass @LordBen75]

@pjcboro That ugly tart needs a bucket over her head!

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@Hantsprints Because the smelly rich bastards don’t wash.

[siobhan @siobhan1437154]

Right! Let's see if this attempt falls upon deaf ears again. I won't be silenced & i won't stop ..

[🤍𝕁𝕆🤍 @jomickane]

England fans singing Wonderwall

[Lord Benjamin of Glass @LordBen75]

@HoodedClaw1974 Can you drop something off mate?

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Not everyday you get a delivery from the world’s smallest country…

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If someone hasn’t drawn a cock and balls on that ITV blackboard for the next game… then I’m done !

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@Loulameg @emmahayes1 The doll or the woman? The doll was definitely good at noughts and crosses as I remember.

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I knew this rang a bell…

[Sez @Sez1242389]

@Common_SensePod

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@Sez1242389 @Common_SensePod Fucking outstanding!

[Common Sense with Joey Barton @Common_SensePod]

Give it a rest Emma love

[Lord Benjamin of Glass @LordBen75]

Barca chose to sign Gordon over Rashford?

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Gordon isn’t doing anything other than taking up space on the left. Rashford please

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Fook me Kane is some player!

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@paul_ov_boro @OrphansSC She looks like a lady that knows a trick or too!

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@paul_ov_boro @OrphansSC That’s 10 pints with shots plus an 8ball job that !

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Why is there a woman in a kitchen with a blackboard on my tv during the match ?

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It’s going to be one of those tournaments again, isn’t it?

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Boro on Tour …