The laziest man in the whole world

Don't ask me to do anything.

[Josh 🦬 @___mithrandir_]

In those days, there was no king in Israel. Every man did what was right in his own eyes.

[Honey Badger @HoneyBadgerDTNS]

My plans for today:

1. Fight Whoever
2. Nap
3. Fight Again

That is all

[The laziest man in the whole world @LordBumcheese]

Blue collar native guys are so funny.

[CHLOÉ HAPPE @bronzeageshawty]

A funny experience as a girl is walking into a room looking hot and getting a look of scourn and disdain from another girl that says "how dare you look like that in the vicinity of my boyfriend"

[The laziest man in the whole world @LordBumcheese]

@justalexoki Try British-made shows. They don't hire supermodels on ozempic and steroids to play cops and bartenders.

[Aleph @woke8yearold]

The good thing about Blood Meridian is women hate it which means the fandom will never be ruined

[The laziest man in the whole world @LordBumcheese]

@woke8yearold This is the best literary scholarship I've ever heard.

[Ashleigh @ashleigh_fittis]

I don’t do witchcraft anymore praise Jesus

[The laziest man in the whole world @LordBumcheese]

@tittyrespecter This is my favorite post all day.

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

the 3 attributes you need to make it are

-unemployed
-risk taker / gambler
-delusional-level optimism

[The laziest man in the whole world @LordBumcheese]

I never understood this until right now.

[Best of Kubrick @KubrickPoint]

I think it's implied this isn't his daughter... he's just been trafficking her for ages.

[Bear @Beargirl_1]

The final stage of spirituality is having fun again, but this time you're awake inside the experience.

[𖣂 @mannyyszn]

dating a homeless girl cool af cause you can just drop her off anywhere

[diana @dianalokada]

when some nerd says llms are conscious and you know they’re not but you also dont know how llms work

[Future Moldovan Citizen Fan @CommonSentiment]

Black Lives Matter. Period.

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

-no blackmail
-no bribes
-not a single mention in the Epstein files
-five heart attacks + a transplant and still refused to die

Just started wars for the love of the game. Dick Chaney was just a straight menace

[Serf @RoyalSerf]

The death penalty is healthcare

[The laziest man in the whole world @LordBumcheese]

@Staymares @Gavin_McInnes It's a good school. They taught my kids to talk like Quebeckers in a year.