Lord Reginald Chudsworth

First Whigger, notorious niggard, ensuring blue stockings are good and triggered.

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@naiivememe The women's section is called the supermarket.

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@logosreturned

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@Ariszn12 Verily, and the obese negress postal clerk moves with the alacrity of a Frenchman at bath time.

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@WorldWarPoo I say, to actually see such an act, one only imagined by the most puerile and deviant of schoolboys, is one thing. For it to be performed dead center of a busy thoroughfare elevates this to the apex of cultural degeneracy.

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@MarioNawfal

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@OwenBenjamin

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@KevO4188

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@EuroDale I say, is it just me or is there a striking similarity.

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While I'm loathe to direct any sense of bonhomie towards the Frenchmen, I must enquire whether they've entirely taken leave of their senses this past fortnight?

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@iAzz66 I don't understand the outrage amongst the public rabble. It is perfectly suited for the lead in the latest Mr. Potatohead theatrical; the only role I could reasonably presume it would be offered.

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@IfindRetards These musselmen will seem to find any reason to cloak their sodomite urges in religious numen. They ought to be more like our Royal Navymen. All straight and true to the last!

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@IfindRetards I say, likely the only way she is able to draw attention to her pedestrian bosom! Flat as a Oriental tenor.

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@crusade_enjoyer One wonders if there's any level of absurd naming convention one could assign to an obese negress before it raised any eyebrows. I propose trying something like Obsequious Jenkins or Laretarda Hightower and seeing if anyone dare call out the ruse.

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@DiscussingFilm Dear Lord, I pray someone gets an alienist to examine the heads of this company's board of directors. They've taken a shillings worth of Bedouin trinkets, thrown them in a box, and have the audacity to charge a king's ransom for it.

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@GrammarUpdates I say, quite a useful list. I find though that one must guard against the mis-application of said labels to one's argument as much as committing the fallacies themselves.

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@tonybalogna I say, this chinaman has truly has wended his way into the anglo heart with this appeal. I may find my way to purchasing his wares; my Irish help have been acting rather insolent of late and a few lashings with these cables ought to set them right!

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@navyhato Tis nought but the naked and unseemly envy of an inferior for a superior.

An ennobled soul sees their better and is inspired to ascend to their level. A degraded one seeks to destroy all that is higher so that they stand tallest amidst the rubble.

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@yoursnandieni How utterly tiresome! To suggest that the stability of a Great Nation rests upon the mere presence of Hindoo clerks in some distant counting-house is quite laughable; the movements of the colonial classes do not dictate the progress of civilised industry. Bosh! Flimshaw, I say!