Cracky the Crackhead

Former Weather Man turned Crack Addict. William Shakespeare and Dr. John Watson are my boys! @shakeswatson yo!

[PanopticonNYC @PanopticonNYC]

Olfactory is now online and free to watch! What if you could change your memories? Would you? How would you know what’s real and what’s reprogrammed? Tweet us your theories about the ending! #scifi #shortfilm #indiefilm #filmmaking #film #drama #trippy https://t.co/rHbSKwZxWK

[Cracky the Crackhead @LordCracky]

@realDonaldTrump ORANGEMAN!!! I GOTTA TELL YA, IMA CRACKHEAD AND I KNOW CRAZY, AND YOU MY TINY HANDED DICTATOR ARE FUCKING NUTS! #FREEMELANIA

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Just got off a call to thank folks who are working hard to help more Americans across the country sign up for health coverage. But it's up to all of us to help spread the word: Sign up through this Friday at https://t.co/ob1Ynoesod. https://t.co/8TYpLCestp

[Chris Miskiewicz @CMMiskiewicz]

Ill be a guest of @baltimorecomics
This weekend, the best con of the year. :) Swing by if you're around #MakeComics
https://t.co/fS39jKTAAm

[Chris Miskiewicz @CMMiskiewicz]

I'll be speaking on "The Power of Magic" panel this weekend with @deanhaspiel @godslapcomic at the @baltimorecomics

https://t.co/jQk4NzqcpQ

[Cracky the Crackhead @LordCracky]

@realDonaldTrump ORANGEMAN, EVER WONDER HOW MANY TIMES YOUR MOMMA WISHED YOU WAS A BLOWJOB INSTEAD OF THE MISCARRIAGE THAT YOU IS?

[Cracky the Crackhead @LordCracky]

@realDonaldTrump DID YA'LL HAVE CHOCOLATE CAKE?

[Cracky the Crackhead @LordCracky]

@realDonaldTrump @nytimes @washingtonpost ORANGEMAN, IS YOUR DICK REALLY THAT SMALL? THAT WHY YOU RAPED YOUR EX WIFE? SAME REASON YOURE RAPING OUR TIME? GO SMOKE MORE CRACK!

[Cracky the Crackhead @LordCracky]

@realDonaldTrump ORANGEMAN! WHEN YOU GONNA DISTRACT #AMERICANS WITH #UFODISCLOSURE & #BIGFOOT & #STEVEBANNON's PACT WITH #SATAN & HOW MANY WOMEN YOU RAPED?

[attn @attn]

BREAKING: Arnold Schwarzenegger has a blunt message for Donald Trump. #ParisAgreement

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

I was truly honored to meet with President @EmmanuelMacron about how we can work together for a clean energy future. He's a great leader.

[Cracky the Crackhead @LordCracky]

@realDonaldTrump GOOD FOR YOU ORANGE MAN! NOW YOU GONNA GIVE ALL #AMERICANS THE SAME #HEALTHCARE I GOT! NONE! CAUSE I LIVE IN CRACK ALLEY! GO RUSSIA! USA!

[Cracky the Crackhead @LordCracky]

@realDonaldTrump JUST OUT! IMA CRACKHEAD AND I STILL CAN SEE THAT YOU IS A CLOWN FACED FOOL!!

[Cracky the Crackhead @LordCracky]

@realDonaldTrump President Orange, what you smoking today? Where's your dealers house? And can I get some?

[Cracky the Crackhead @LordCracky]

@realDonaldTrump HEY @realDonaldTrump WHEN YOU GONNA DISCLOSE DA ALIENS?? YOU SHLD TALK TO TYLER AT @SecureTeam10 WHEN YOU DO!! I SMOKE CRACK!

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

Hey, @realDonaldTrump, I have some advice. See you at Hart Middle School? Here's more info about #afterschool: https://t.co/NOgdhBHyyp

[Cracky the Crackhead @LordCracky]

@realDonaldTrump YO WTF YOU SAYIN BOUT MY BOYS @SnoopDogg & OBAMA YOU NEED A TIME OUT TIME CAUSE YOU BE TWEETIN LIKE A CRACKHEAD N I AM ONE!

[Cracky the Crackhead @LordCracky]

@VP @mike_pence @POTUS I MAY BE A CRACKHEAD BUT YOU MUST BE SMOKING DOPE IF YOU BELIEVE THAT BS.
PS #MIKEPENCEISAHOMOPHOBICTRASHCAN

[Cracky the Crackhead @LordCracky]

@realDonaldTrump LAST NIGHT AFTER I SMOKED CRACK & ATE SAUERKRAUT FRM A JAR I HALLUCINATED THAT U ME & PUTIN MADE A NEW PEE PEE TAPE TGTHR

[Cracky the Crackhead @LordCracky]

@realDonaldTrump IS PUTIN COOL?