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@NPASLondon what were the choppers searching for in #beckenham last night?

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@MPSClockHse @MPSCopersCope About 23.00. There was only one car flipped on its side that night AFAIK!

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@MPSCopersCope did u catch the driver who flipped car on #durbanroad #beckenham on Friday?

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@Beckenham where can I get a few small pieces of wood cut locally please?

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@Debs_view @Beckenham think someone crashed a car there ;). Joking aside wasn't there one in almost same place last Xmas? Maybe it's art.

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@MPSBeckenhamSgt black Vauxhall Corsa abandoned in Durban Rd for 2 wks. Covered in parking fines. R u aware?

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@beckenham do u know when this rumoured £mm revamp of #Beckenham is due to start?

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@MPSBeckenhamSgt nitrous oxide isn’t illegal is it?

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@Beckenham looking for a good local probate solicitor. Any recommendations please good people of twitter?

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@Beckenham where can one recycle paint test pots please? I handed some in to #homebase but I'm not convinced they're going 2 recycle them.

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@Beckenham @MPSBeckenhamSgt police chopper been circling for 30 mins. Wha'gwan?

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“@MPSBromley: Schools/nurseries have been sent a message & asked to pass on to parents, stating that these rumours are not true.”@Beckenham

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@MPSBromley @MPSBeckenhamSgt need clarification please as local nursery had also reported these stories. We need to know truth please.

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@Lorddurban @MPSBeckenhamSgt @Beckenham were convinced someone was in our hallway. House checked so was either a prank or a ghost!!

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@MPSBeckenhamSgt @Beckenham n-e1 else heard s'one blowing raspberry thru letterbox? Sounds weird but Mrs and I just heard it! Freaked out!

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@MPSBeckenhamSgt my car was attempted stolen a couple of weeks ago from Durban Road. Fortunately the scum didn’t succeed.

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@Beckenham where can I get AV amp & subwoofer checked in #Beckenham ? Appears one of them is broken.

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@Beckenham well I have bought a replacement bluray tried to fit myself but failed. Need someone who can refit or replace.

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@Beckenham where can I get my #PS3 bluray replaced in Beckenham?

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Is it true #beckenham doesn't have a McDonald's cos the roads aren't wide enough for their delivery lorries? If so great! @Beckenham