The Marquess of Fingringhoe

Sir David Charles Featherstonehaugh, the 9th Marquess of Fingringhoe. (Not really, this is my fuck the Tories account - the real me is too well known.) Woke.

[The Marquess of Fingringhoe @LordFingringhoe]

Elon Musk has done me a favour. I have been pondering the consequences of Musk introducing a fee for Twitter. They are only positive. I will not pay. I will not miss anything. I will recover time in my life. So ... I am not going to wait. That's it. I'm done. Finished. Off.

[The Marquess of Fingringhoe @LordFingringhoe]

So, that's all folks.

[The Marquess of Fingringhoe @LordFingringhoe]

Elon Musk has done me a favour. I have been pondering the consequences of Musk introducing a fee for Twitter. They are only positive. I will not pay. I will not miss anything. I will recover time in my life. So ... I am not going to wait. That's it. I'm done. Finished. Off.

[The Marquess of Fingringhoe @LordFingringhoe]

To all who have engaged with me, positively and negatively, thanks for the entertainment. I am looking forward to living only in the real world, away from the pollution and toxicity of this place. I will keep the profile open, just in case, but will do my best to stay away.

[The Marquess of Fingringhoe @LordFingringhoe]

@PaulEmbery Incoherent? Why? Are you drunk?

[The Marquess of Fingringhoe @LordFingringhoe]

Man doesn’t seem to know it’s a prosecutor’s job to prosecute. And to do that they need to believe the victim. And that doesn’t exclude the belief in trial by jury.
#Dispatches

[Paul Embery @PaulEmbery]

A former chief crown prosecutor of the CPS. Breath-taking.

[The Marquess of Fingringhoe @LordFingringhoe]

Sick cunt!

[The Marquess of Fingringhoe @LordFingringhoe]

Braun customer here. I don’t give a shit. It’s a person shaving.

[Julia Hartley-Brewer @JuliaHB1]

Braun's advert for men's beard trimmer features a trans model with double mastectomy scars.

I'm sure this celebration of brutal surgery to remove a woman's healthy breasts will go down fabulously well with Braun's male customers. Watch their sales 📉 https://t.co/w95mLB0bq9

[The Marquess of Fingringhoe @LordFingringhoe]

@JuliaHB1 Braun costumer here. Don’t give a shit. It’s a person shaving.

[The Marquess of Fingringhoe @LordFingringhoe]

@JonPertwee1919 Jon Pertwee called. Says you’re a cunt.

[The Marquess of Fingringhoe @LordFingringhoe]

@MatthewStadlen Yup

[The Marquess of Fingringhoe @LordFingringhoe]

@NoContextHumans Any Morrissey song. Every Morrissey song.

[The Marquess of Fingringhoe @LordFingringhoe]

Ignore this cunt and he will have to go back to washing pint glasses.

[The Marquess of Fingringhoe @LordFingringhoe]

@GreeneyOfficial @sophielouisecc She’s not that bright.

[The Marquess of Fingringhoe @LordFingringhoe]

@Nigel_Farage Cry more, Cunty McCuntface.

[The Marquess of Fingringhoe @LordFingringhoe]

@sophielouisecc It’s ok. She’s never going to have children.

[The Marquess of Fingringhoe @LordFingringhoe]

He lost me after ��blah, blah, conspiracy bollocks…”

[The Marquess of Fingringhoe @LordFingringhoe]

It’s almost as if the cunt is in a minority.

[The Marquess of Fingringhoe @LordFingringhoe]

Well that’s ok, Simon. They won’t get voted in. And if they do get voted in … we’ll, you’ve banged on about democracy so I guess you just suck it up.

[The Marquess of Fingringhoe @LordFingringhoe]

@Scotsvix Cheers. Thoughtful of you. But I may just go cold turkey.

[The Marquess of Fingringhoe @LordFingringhoe]

I suspect Musk is about to find out that Twitter (X) is just a big town square where people go to spout off. There will be people who will always pay for special seats, but no one will pay just for the opportunity to have a rant. They will rant elsewhere.

[The Marquess of Fingringhoe @LordFingringhoe]

@GBNEWS 🎵🎶🎵
Grift then, wherever you may be.
I am the Lord of the Grift said he.
And I'll lead you all, wherever you may be.
And I'll lead you all in the Grift, said he.
🎶🎵🎶

[The Marquess of Fingringhoe @LordFingringhoe]

@Scotsvix No idea what that is.