Mutha

If you don't laugh you would cry!

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@giorgiaa_evaa A clit rustler?

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@piersmorgan @StanleyMorgan18 @spencermorgan93 @Bertie_Morgan11 Best news heard all day! 🕺

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@thescousegram Still bang it!!!

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@piersmorgan Skinny kunt needs get a chip barm down his gregory peck!

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@thegoldroosh 2 in the pink & 1 in the stink?

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@JenKirkman Jen you will be fine, you have had plenty bigger things than a swab at the back of your throat no problem!

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@curlymalloy Twice daily without fail, except I use gunpowder on my balls. Nobody "bangs" the ladies like me!

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@ALBY_LAD Soft shite just needs to run it off!

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@ArielDumas You could say he has a PUSSEYE

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@ORailways @ALBY_LAD Purple Ackey lives down there and will dry bum ya if he catches you in his swimming pool.

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@ALBY_LAD Amazing what a few lines of beak can do on a monday morning! 👃

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@_Wash99 ⚡️

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@antmiddleton First man in??? you said what you did now stick by it! SAS is turning into Soap And Suds with you. No second chances you evaluated the situation and made your decision.

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@piersmorgan @BorisJohnson Fair point for once ya big bell end!

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@piersmorgan You know more than anyone about fake pictures of people urinating on things!

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@frankbrunoboxer Definition of a champion - A human being such as Frank Bruno. 💪🏿

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@piersmorgan Take your agenda elsewhere Piers. Comment on both sides fairly or don’t comment at all. You are responsible for some of this aswell by stirring the cooking pot with your large wooden spoon. Shame on you as a human being.

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@Jwai1878 @JonathanPieNews Doesn’t matter what colour his skin was, all lives matter and he was slaughtered in the street.

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@WXM_Lager @bootlegger1974 Is the bootlegger secretly turning into Austin Powers??? YEAH BABY!!!! 🤓