LordGiraffeMan 🦒

Greatest Filosofer of the 21st Century.
I don't jack off to cum, I jack off to boost my power.
1/5 of @_5LittleMonkeys

[LordGiraffeMan 🦒 @LordGiraffeMan]

farted so hard there's a new hole

[Shin-Shibayan 🇭🇲 @ShibayanEnjoyer]

This menu screen has more sovl than every video game in the last 16 years at least

[🏳️‍🌈 Out Of Context International Dubs 🏳️‍🌈 @OutOfContxtDubs]

Show: Dragon Ball GT
Language: English
Country: Canada
Version: Blue Water Studios

[LagWasReal @LagWasReal]

"FLY! FLY YOU FAT FUCK! BOTH OF OUR LIVES DEPEND ON IT! FLY!"

#Palworld

[frap @frapposting]

ive realized if i don’t work into my schedule jerking it, reading yaoi, and taking a walk in the park every day i start wanting to die

[🌼FLOWEY the FLOWER @FLOWEY_Undergnd]

"hey men" and they dont get along but need to abandon the idea of making coke the old fashion way because they are 20 years old

[zirtsxu @zirtsxu7267]

please someone tell me who made this video

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

Billionares are so weırd. What are you saving up for?? Helł??

[amy || YJ & HOTD spoilers @amygobrrr]

tapping the sign labeled "sanitize your links, delete the '?' and everything after it"

[Stubbs, Medicinal Firearms Advocate @Stubbs_GunGuy]

Phone manufacturers are always like:

"we managed to make the phone 0.5mm thinner, this is a huge improvement that we are certain the end user will notice and appreciate immediately"

"All we had to do was halve the battery life and the storage, double the price, and strip mine the entire country of Peru SMOOTH OFF because the screen relies on a new material that costs 3x as much as gold to function now"

and then the phone isn't even fucking thin anyway.

[RudeJackalope @RudeJackalope]

it's crazy how demonized bonzi buddy was for harvesting your data and showing you ads, wish people still held that same energy for apps and websites today.

[LordGiraffeMan 🦒 @LordGiraffeMan]

@Comedyyyyyyy

[Epik @EpikEpikson]

This looks absolutely phenomenal

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

@DiscussingFilm 👀 How much does Cartoon Network cost? What if we threw the BIGGEST bake sale…

[selina is ᐸcuteᐳ and ᐸpopᐳ @inkblotPrincess]

explain why jerking off in call is bad without resorting to moralism or idealism

[LordGiraffeMan 🦒 @LordGiraffeMan]

@Comedyyyyyyy he's my husbando