Lord Halliday

Yorkshire lad trying to get through life one Cornetto at a time

Dm's open....

[Loving Grannies @GranniesLoving]

Grandma, 63 years old, divorced... Can I still seduce you? 💜

#Facebook

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@RachelRide2023 Girls tell me it's the best bit

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@Lancaster_Ins First day I got it.... Then about a month later when the inlet manifold the head gasket blew, she had to be taken to the scrap yard....

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@RachelRide2023 It's better inside isn't it?

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@ElsaFanpage Perfect chest 🤤

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@WSexies Oops 🫵🏻💦💦💦

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@DuncanNewmarch Wonder if they'll have (BBC) One on tonight 🙄

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@cryingSTLfan4 @s8n She tried wanking him off, but quickly realised she was just clutching at straws....

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@PiperHmuss Ready for breeding 🤣🤣🤣

[FIFA Women's World Cup @FIFAWWC]

The adidas Golden Glove Award goes to Mary Earps! 🧤

[forest fr1ends @forest_fr1ends]

- mummy?
- yes sweetheart?
- shit n’fuck it.
- yes darling…

[Met Office @metoffice]

We sure hope so...⚽️

#Lionesses #ItsComingHome

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@WomenProper Looks like Madge from Neighbours

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@laura_woodsy @ITV Glad you didn't wear green ....

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Thought this was a documentary...

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

Wow, the opening titles of “The Running Man” were not optimistic about Brexit.

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@BeckyCrabb_ I bought 2 of your colleagues at Doncaster McD's this morning....

Can't save lives on an empty tummy 😁

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@PiperHmuss 2 if she had her hand inside those camo pants

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@Omnishambles85 @RishiSunak He'll probably have his flag of St George hung upside down 🙄

[Lionesses @Lionesses]

World Cup final day.

COME ON ENGLAND! 🦁

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@GrandadsMatures I'll start with the brunette 😁