James Mervine

Founder and president of “Crisis Actor’s Studio”. Need a massacre faked? Call me.

[James Mervine @LordMervine]

@SenatorCrossing If this was a black democrat the cops already would have beaten the shit out of her. Why do the police coddle these Trump scum?

[James Mervine @LordMervine]

@MilesNored Wonder where that thumb has been

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

Hunter Biden speaking for all sane Americans….

"As it relates to Donald Trump, fuck him.”
“Fuck his sons.”
“Fuck his daughter. All of 'em. “
“The whole family down to the grandchildren.”

- Hunter Biden

[James Mervine @LordMervine]

@JoyceCarolOates Ghost Rider 2, Drive Angry

[James Mervine @LordMervine]

@PawlowskiMario Fuck Charlie Kirk forever!

[James Mervine @LordMervine]

@Lilith_Atheist Haha. The Israelis gave them some western education!

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

They're fucked aren't they

[James Mervine @LordMervine]

@CheriJacobus Like a Republican

[James Mervine @LordMervine]

@allenanalysis I’m sure whoever it is is a Republican

[James Mervine @LordMervine]

I guarantee that the shooter will be found out to be a Republican (and inevitably a male). The Trump cult will ignore this fact and make up some dumb shit about false flags and blame the left.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

This is serious!

[James Mervine @LordMervine]

I live in the UK and I need to verify my age in order to see adult material but I can’t figure out how to actually do it! Somebody please talk me through it! What do I do?

[James Mervine @LordMervine]

@domjoly Laugh? I shit my pants!

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Huddle up, team. It’s the final quarter.

We’ve got the ball and we’re driving down field. And boy, do we have the team to win this.

Let’s make it happen: https://t.co/uyNRZrYcpq

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Okay, who made this?

[James Mervine @LordMervine]

@HP I bought your deal jet 2810e and it is the worst piece of shit printer I have ever had. I will NEVER buy another Hewlett Packard item again. It is useless. Absolutely useless. Literally. It does not work

[James Mervine @LordMervine]

@Etsy Can you please tell me how to close my account? Your “help” section is bloody useless

[James Mervine @LordMervine]

@DPDCare Don’t use this shitty company! Supposed to have delivered my “overnight” package last week. Still not there. Excuse after excuse. Lazy and lame. Never use them!

[James Mervine @LordMervine]

Do not ever use DPD @dpdcare for parcel delivery! They are useless. They were supposed to have delivered my “overnight” parcel last week. Still not there. Everyday same bullshit.