Lord Farquaad

Fuck Drake C Toll, Fuck my ex-coworker Ronda, and go Baylor Bears

[Lord Farquaad @LordofFarquad]

@CoachDanCasey This old fuck stole a TD from swift. Thanks Ben Johnson

[Lord Farquaad @LordofFarquad]

I swear to god that every time I go to chipotle it’s the people in front of me first time on earth

[Lord Farquaad @LordofFarquad]

Yo YouTube wtf is this shit? 🪵

[Robin S @Robobs84]

This is absolutely fucking hysterical 😂

[Lord Farquaad @LordofFarquad]

Get this mf off the Chilis tv

[Lord Farquaad @LordofFarquad]

@b1g_pharma Guess I’ll go off myself today then

[𝑨𝑺𝑲𝑨☆ @Sapphire9Libra]

Wait…the Astros bullpen is ranked No.1?! What have I been watching this whole time? Was I just zoning out?🫠

[“Slick” Rick Fowler @SlickRickFowler]

Might ruffle some feathers here but if you don’t game 50° 54° and 58° wedges I assume you’re not a serious golfer

[Lord Farquaad @LordofFarquad]

#shrink #tjmaxx

[Lord Farquaad @LordofFarquad]

My worth as a human being is directly tied to how well I can play golf and rn I’m not worth a fuck

[Lord Farquaad @LordofFarquad]

@trey_is_jerry @therealmcnair How’s the fit? True to size?

[Lord Farquaad @LordofFarquad]

@AltuveEnjoyer The fact that no one understands that this is a parody of a Yankees fan tweet is hilarious

[Lord Farquaad @LordofFarquad]

Wild fans love to talk shit about how stars fans throw their hands up at any contact and that’s all I’ve seen from wild fans

[TravisT @LeftyTravis]

There comes a time where you got to look yourself in the mirror and be like "am I glazing"

[Lord Farquaad @LordofFarquad]

@dodgernate Bro sold my parlay. I needed over 2.5 strike outs from this bum

[Lefty Loading.... @4_Ben_Media]

You gon babysit the dice or shoot nigga?

[Lord Farquaad @LordofFarquad]

@AltuveEnjoyer Not a fan of the socks but love the hats

[Lord Farquaad @LordofFarquad]

Oh nooo we suck again!

[Lord Farquaad @LordofFarquad]

@therealmcnair I’ve never wanted to work for someone more than I want to work for Arnie