Jacques Cartier

Born December 31, 1491. Found the St. Lawrence River. May or may not have accidentally kidnapped some Iroquois... #oops.

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@JuanToExplore @ihateblankets63 @AlohaOtherSide Whale... that es-krill-ated quickly. Was that pun on porpoise?
#MyPunsAreBetter
#rekt

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@quebecdaddy @ihateblankets63 Ah, my friend, you misunderstand. I was questioning the French, not you. The natives were questioning Quebec!!

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@ihateblankets63 Can you believe this guy @quebecdaddy?
Such nerve.

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@ihateblankets63 @AlohaOtherSide Those were some pretty sealy puns my friend... Made me wanna krill myself.
#YouARESalty

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@ihateblankets63 Please no I beg you... We are stuck in Ice! We can go nowhere!
Have mercy!

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@ihateblankets63
But... but...!
#frenchtoast
#frenchareppl2
#plzno
#OhanaMeansFamiwy

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Ya... were stuck. Gonna have to wait until it all melts.
Not sure if the locals trust us that much, but they're stuck with us for a while.

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That's a big problem...
#BabyItsColdOutside
#FreakinFreezing
#FranceIsWarm

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Me, meh dingy and the crew just arrived at the Hochelaga! Natives are super chill!
#Foreshadowing
#WelcomeToTheWest

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@Dav_ThompsonHBC @icrossedfirst @BigRiverBoi
Oh, you wish!
#GoBackToGrammarSchool #Scrub
#LordOfLawrenceFTW

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@icrossedfirst @BigRiverBoi But.... St. Lawrence river best river!
Please! Notice me too!
#ImImportantToo!

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@ihateblankets63
French Race, DOMINANT RACE!!!!!
#FrenchAreNumberOne
#MLG360FRENCHSCOPED
#Rekt

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Just reached "Stadacona"!
Natives here are gonna watch my things while I check out further down the river!
Thanks @ihateblankets63 !
#Famiwy

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@ihateblankets63 OH NO! ITS THE WENDIGO! (Screaming into the night)
#OldMemoriesReborn
#SuspenseModeDenied

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@ihateblankets63 When the crumble...
And by that I mean your homes.
Wait, what?
#SlipUp

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@ihateblankets63 The Wendigo? Does he throw rocks at your tents in the night?
Please, tell me more!
#DidntBreak4thWall
#OopsAlmostThough

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@ihateblankets63 I've got a boat!
#BoatinWithYoSons

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@ihateblankets63 Funny...