Oscar Dog

Not your typical dog. I rule, but only when I feel like it.

[Oscar Dog @LordOscar]

Fox in with hens. I scare it away with ferocious barks from safely inside the house. I'm a hero.

[Oscar Dog @LordOscar]

Yesterday we had five visitors, all of which I had to bark at furiously. Today I'm exhausted.

[Oscar Dog @LordOscar]

Laying on my back with 4 paws dangling limply in the air & tongue hanging out the side of my mouth means I'm supremely happy, not dead.

[Oscar Dog @LordOscar]

I sit, lay, shake, & roll over as fast as I can hoping one of those tricks is right & will get me a treat.

[Oscar Dog @LordOscar]

My hair's so long I eat it with my food. Get a clue, people.

[Oscar Dog @LordOscar]

Big wedding here tomorrow. Half pint people chasing me all day.
TIRED!

[Oscar Dog @LordOscar]

I just not a morning dog.

[Oscar Dog @LordOscar]

My girl is well trained. I woof, she lifts me up, I bark, she gives me a cookie.

[Oscar Dog @LordOscar]

Fried Chicken for dinner! .... I mean,picked off chicken skin and gristle for dinner! Yummmmmm

[Oscar Dog @LordOscar]

I know what you're spelling. You'd better give me a cookie too.

[Oscar Dog @LordOscar]

Recovering from knee surgery. They make me walk! It's ruff.

[Oscar Dog @LordOscar]

I get grumpy if I don't get my daily 18 hours of sleep.

[Oscar Dog @LordOscar]

New chew toy for Christmas. Awesome squeek, interesting flavor, fits my mouth well. Good job Santa.

[Oscar Dog @LordOscar]

Time to dust off my paws and tweet. I've been recovering from surgery. Blew out a knee chasing rabbits. Dang bunnies....

[Oscar Dog @LordOscar]

What don't I like about going for long walks? the walking.

[Oscar Dog @LordOscar]

Cabin in the woods tomorrow. I get the bed.

[Oscar Dog @LordOscar]

Chasing a baby bunny under a shed - good idea. Getting stuck - bad idea.

[Oscar Dog @LordOscar]

Dog-gone it, I'm hot!

[Oscar Dog @LordOscar]

I shall survey all of my domain, until nap time.

[Oscar Dog @LordOscar]

Short walks = good Long walks = I better be carried.