Patrick Star

I love Krabby Patties. I can't see my forehead.

Feel free to ask me anything, I'll try my best to answer you.

(Parody Account) Not related to Nickelodeon

[Patrick Star @LordPatrickStar]

Brush brush brush. Brush brush brush. Brushin' everywhere...

[Patrick Star @LordPatrickStar]

I don't need a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. I need a pot of Krabby Patties.

[Patrick Star @LordPatrickStar]

St. Patrick drove all the snakes out of Ireland? Pfft. That's nothing. I drove the Alaskan Bullworm out of Bikini Bottom.

[Patrick Star @LordPatrickStar]

Happy St Patrick's Day! I wish you all the luck o' the Starfish!

[Patrick Star @LordPatrickStar]

It's St. Patrick's Day! Beat that, Leif Eriksson. Hingur Thingur Thurgen my ass.

[Patrick Star @LordPatrickStar]

Happy Saint Patrick's Day! Every year, they celebrate what a good starfish I am :)

[Patrick Star @LordPatrickStar]

Hey if they named a sponge after Spongebob, they should name a constellation after Patrick!

[Patrick Star @LordPatrickStar]

Don't you wish you could wish upon a Patrick Star?

[Patrick Star @LordPatrickStar]

I could watch Rocky race all day. Go Rocky go! He's going to give all the other snails a run for their money. HAHA geddit? Run?

[Patrick Star @LordPatrickStar]

Lately, I found out the true meaning of life! It's- uh, uh, uh.....

[Patrick Star @LordPatrickStar]

Hey! We are not chicken! *gasps* My popcorn!

[Patrick Star @LordPatrickStar]

THIS. IS. PAAATRICK!

[Patrick Star @LordPatrickStar]

See ya Spongebob. See ya big fat meanie.

[Patrick Star @LordPatrickStar]

Get your own secret box!

[Patrick Star @LordPatrickStar]

#didyoureallyjust tell me you don't know anything about wumbo?

[Patrick Star @LordPatrickStar]

I need to brush my teeth. And my armpit. And my belly button.

[Patrick Star @LordPatrickStar]

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

[Patrick Star @LordPatrickStar]

#firstdraftbandnames 30 seconds to Patrick Star

[Patrick Star @LordPatrickStar]

You know someone loves you when they say they love you more than 2 ice-creams.

[Patrick Star @LordPatrickStar]

I'm not afraid of my own shadow. Ahhh stop following me!