Malcolm Pearson

Faux-unofficial account of echt quondam frontman of official United Kingdom Independence Party. Hard-hitting commonsense neorealist; talks fancy, thinks plain.

[Malcolm Pearson @LordPearsonUKIP]

Twitter has taken away my blue tick; it's unverified me for speaking my mind (what remains of it, not that it was up to much to begin with). Vancey is right: free speech has left the building; Gaunty has left the building. And Lord P is taking a powder.

[Malcolm Pearson @LordPearsonUKIP]

This track is a real solid sender, sent me straight to Spotify to see what Eden's other stuff is like; I wasn't disappointed.

[BBC Radio 1 🎵 #NowPlaying Bot @BBCR1MusicBot]

Now Playing Eden Rain - Being Human #edenrain

[Malcolm Pearson @LordPearsonUKIP]

@nickharrison10 @WarrenJenkins82 @GBNEWS @GBNewsCommunity That Brazier guy, though, eh? Bit fruity, that.

[Malcolm Pearson @LordPearsonUKIP]

@marxculture @alain_hardy Now get that on #TalkingPints and people might watch, provided that the thick twat with the testicle kept his mouth shut for ten seconds. #gbnEWS

[Malcolm Pearson @LordPearsonUKIP]

@nabiplay Inability to negate need not imply affirmation -- not when equivocation remains an option.

[Malcolm Pearson @LordPearsonUKIP]

@Life_Disrupted Not too abrasive visually, though, eh? Stonking piece of scrag, in fact. Probably sailed through life thus far secure in the knowledge that a pleasing physiognomy would emolliate the verbal secretions. Time to get real, Pretty Boy!

[Malcolm Pearson @LordPearsonUKIP]

@DavidHeadViews The Government Office for Vainglorious Excess

[Malcolm Pearson @LordPearsonUKIP]

@StephenMcGann @Okeating I found JavaScript on my vanity mirror, and I was quite equanimous about the whole business. Not sure how I would have responded to Python, though, tbh.

[Malcolm Pearson @LordPearsonUKIP]

@DonHap3rd A reply with gifs is still a reply. No reply is a Beatles song; it's also what most of my tweets get. Count your blessings; gifs are not nothing. Nothing will come from nothing.

[Malcolm Pearson @LordPearsonUKIP]

@Moody_Chops @PickardJE It's eerily insinuating the way Rees Mogg has usurped him, isn't it?

[Malcolm Pearson @LordPearsonUKIP]

She's able to draw on the 'strictly historical sense of the word', whereas the rest of us are limited to vulgar current usage. Admit defeat, plebs, and bow in the face of her erudition.

[Stephen Phillips 💻 @uk_sf_writer]

@oldbrit2011 They try to intimidate with numbers. But we are entitled to an opinion whatever these "fascists" (in the strictly historical sense of the word) may think.

[Malcolm Pearson @LordPearsonUKIP]

@Marknonpc @uk_sf_writer @jhall_m25 Speak out about what, Mark?

[Malcolm Pearson @LordPearsonUKIP]

@uk_sf_writer @jhall_m25 What more knowledge (sorry, KNOWLEDGE) do we need, Stazz? Take it up the chin and own your bigotry.

[Malcolm Pearson @LordPearsonUKIP]

This poll must make distressing reading for both princes, dealing as it does a crushing blow to the hopes (reports elsewhere suggest) harboured by both to effect a reconciliation https://t.co/HFMWW8Cabr

[Oonagh @Okeating]

Can confirm this would 100% not work on me. Focus on people and what they need. Leave the flag noncery to The Tories.

[Malcolm Pearson @LordPearsonUKIP]

The qualifier "Britain's" in "Britain's Labour Party" is for Prof. G's international readers.

[Matt Goodwin @GoodwinMJ]

Britain's Labour Party told: “The use of the flag, veterans, dressing smartly at the war memorial gives voters a sense of authentic values alignment”. Clive Lewis compares it to "Fatherland-ism". https://t.co/Cq5urMXfYa

[Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy]

The newsletter is out and I regret to inform you that it's about Giles Coren and his latest contemptuous column 👇

'Mr Disgusting speaks: Giles Coren hates his readers and the feeling should be mutual'
https://t.co/TQwV2Uaw1a

[Malcolm Pearson @LordPearsonUKIP]

@Nigel_Farage 'Ordinary people?' Honestly, Nige, everyone knows what a pleb-hating, patrician-loving poujadist ponce you are, but I thought you wanted to disguise it. Seems you've stopped trying.

[Malcolm Pearson @LordPearsonUKIP]

@Ottojizzmark The Monotesticled Mutineer

[Malcolm Pearson @LordPearsonUKIP]

As if there were any votes *to* split! Face it, we in the UK Far Right have had our day -- or our five minutes anyway.

[I, Traditionalist @AlfredWintle]

@RealDannyTommo @LeaveMnsLeave @Nigel_Farage @GerardBattenMEP @TommyRobinson @Annemariewaters @Janice4Brexit @LordPearsonUKIP Stop splitting the votes between UKIP, For Britain, The Brexit Party etc would be a start. That only helps LibLabCon stay in power. We need 1 unified Brexit party to vote for. We need to organise, otherwise the Tories and Labour will carry on swapping power and betraying us.

[Malcolm Pearson @LordPearsonUKIP]

@AlfredWintle @RealDannyTommo @LeaveMnsLeave @Nigel_Farage @GerardBattenMEP @TommyRobinson @Annemariewaters @Janice4Brexit #NarcissismOfPerceivedDifferences