Sam Henry Juris

I Tweet just to know I'm alive...

[Sam Henry Juris @LordSamHenry]

1/3 of the way through Dry January...

[Sam Henry Juris @LordSamHenry]

Had the most painful job prospect rejection today. Put tons of effort into the final presentation, really got along with the people - honestly, I've never been more prepared for an interview. Left the office Tuesday after almost 2 hours feeling great. Nope. 11 months of this...

[Sam Henry Juris @LordSamHenry]

@KaptainKramer23 We're ready to welcome you back at any time!!

[Sam Henry Juris @LordSamHenry]

@KaptainKramer23 If they'll last till Thursday.

[Sam Henry Juris @LordSamHenry]

@kcwashere1024 @KaptainKramer23 We're here for you!

[Sam Henry Juris @LordSamHenry]

I'm just saying, if eggs at #TraderJoes don't fall below $2, so help me...

[Sam Henry Juris @LordSamHenry]

@KaptainKramer23 These people suck.

[Sam Henry Juris @LordSamHenry]

@KaptainKramer23 BUT THEY PROMISED!

[Sam Henry Juris @LordSamHenry]

Now that Baseball & Football seasons are over, super excited to just be able to focus on Hockey. #LGR

[Sam Henry Juris @LordSamHenry]

@KaptainKramer23 We use our couch & just eat around the coffee table.

[Sam Henry Juris @LordSamHenry]

$5 for a small iced coffee from @dunkindonuts is starting to encroach on @Starbucks territory...

[Sam Henry Juris @LordSamHenry]

I've never felt so lower class now that I'm reliant on Spotify Free... trying DJ'ing and an ad just pops up on the speaker.

[Sam Henry Juris @LordSamHenry]

That's why you don't talk shit until AFTER the race.

[Sam Henry Juris @LordSamHenry]

Can someone explain the parkour dude from the #Olympic2024 #OpeningCeremony ? Google wasn't helpful.

[Sam Henry Juris @LordSamHenry]

Theae people are running at my marathon pace... #OpeningCeremony

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Would be a shame if everyone liked this

[Sam Henry Juris @LordSamHenry]

My @Warcraft sub ran out at 8pm today... need all the positive vibes so that I find a new job soon. That was my greatest social outlet since being laid off in Feb...

[Sam Henry Juris @LordSamHenry]

@KaptainKramer23 Valid