PsychedelicSuperHans

I don't trust people or brands. I am SuperHans after a Psychedelic awakening.

[PsychedelicSuperHans @LordSuperHans]

I just got a sudden urge to tie-dye my nan.

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[PsychedelicSuperHans @LordSuperHans]

@SugWallace Any aspect of your life where you're not a perv?

[PsychedelicSuperHans @LordSuperHans]

I haven't been able to come up with one interesting tweet in 5 years since my last ounce of weed ran out. Ive had to delete all the tweets I did on salvia because they mostly just said KILL Me. Fun drug that. Really good bang for your buck.

[PsychedelicSuperHans @LordSuperHans]

@PSLive_Hippo do you need cash to buy in to main event?

[PsychedelicSuperHans @LordSuperHans]

@TheSunSavers Sure

[PsychedelicSuperHans @LordSuperHans]

. @Tesco my mum told me to tell you that she bought the small bold for £7 from tesco and the big bold for £7 from morrisons. She's disgusted, I don't really care but I live with her so can you tell me something to tell her to stop her being disgusted. Oh and you got no cucumbers

[PsychedelicSuperHans @LordSuperHans]

Anyone interested in Superhans coin? It's going to revolutionise and decentralise the way we mong.

[PsychedelicSuperHans @LordSuperHans]

"The heat death will occur in 10^103 years, if protons decay".

Righty ho, as you were.

[PsychedelicSuperHans @LordSuperHans]

Shut your noise.

[PsychedelicSuperHans @LordSuperHans]

"Any change please sir?"

Change? Fuck off you'll probably blow it all on food and shelter.

[PsychedelicSuperHans @LordSuperHans]

There's always been a little psychic in the psychedelic.

[PsychedelicSuperHans @LordSuperHans]

.@LordSuperHans Been in a bit of a mong for the last few weeks but I have been reliably informed that our man is willing to go the whole way

[PsychedelicSuperHans @LordSuperHans]

You eat lamb, but could you eat a piglet?

[PsychedelicSuperHans @LordSuperHans]

Where others pick cotton from their belly button pits of despair, I pick the remnants of sweet exotic powders.

[PsychedelicSuperHans @LordSuperHans]

Who would have thought mixing cocaine, ketamine and dmt would give me a line the colour of a rainbow.

[PsychedelicSuperHans @LordSuperHans]

Looking back, mephedrone is probably the only drug that made me want to write poetry.

[PsychedelicSuperHans @LordSuperHans]

The man who sits on clouds is being particularly clumsy with his cocaine this afternoon.

[PsychedelicSuperHans @LordSuperHans]

2015 is mine, keep your fucking eyes off it.

[PsychedelicSuperHans @LordSuperHans]

If you're stuck for ideas, I really would love a scented handkerchief.