Tyler Thatcher

‘I never reference the Nordic Gods’

[Futurama Quotes @QuotesFuturama]

With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!

#Futurama

[cants @cantseyy]

Imagine the pride of lying down on that sunbed with your foe strewn next to it, dead

[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpsons1]

Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn.

It's what separates us from the animals… except the weasel.

#Simpsons

[Tyler Thatcher @LordTairan]

@ChristinaTasty Just wait until you step on it 6 months down the line when you’ve completely forgotten about its existence

[Tyler Thatcher @LordTairan]

@TheEconomist You’ve posted this article several times a month for the past 6 years. Why?

[Tyler Thatcher @LordTairan]

@graceyldn It puts my office into a standstill the 2 or 3 times a day it passes

[Tyler Thatcher @LordTairan]

@hausofdecline Skimping on the tip and hearing the server go “It’s so over”

[Tyler Thatcher @LordTairan]

@Criminalsimpson Come on Mr. Frampton, you’re not going to eat all that watermelon

[Tyler Thatcher @LordTairan]

@Srirachachau

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

It must be the first of the month. New Billboard Day!