Mr Whatever

I come from a long line of tossers,

[Mr Whatever @LordTosser]

@suziperry Merry Christmas, I could tell my Christmas wish but you already said no

[Mr Whatever @LordTosser]

@suziperry a baby reindeer is call a "Calf" I prefer baby reindeer after all it's Christmas @Alliceland

[Mr Whatever @LordTosser]

Tis the season of good will, my arse it is

[Mr Whatever @LordTosser]

@NorthPolePost could Father Christmas please please please put @suziperry in my stocking

[Mr Whatever @LordTosser]

Government warning
If you seen someone looking like this walking down your local high street please report it

[Mr Whatever @LordTosser]

@Number10gov to late they're already here

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@jeremycorbyn that's total bullocks, these terrorists are still fighting the crusades but no one wants to hear that

[Mr Whatever @LordTosser]

@Number10gov these terrorists are laughing at you and the EU elite they know you can't do shit without upsetting all those lefties

[Mr Whatever @LordTosser]

@Ed_Miliband who?

[Mr Whatever @LordTosser]

@Number10gov when the rich rage war it's always the poor that die

[Mr Whatever @LordTosser]

@David_Cameron what the people of Paris should do is get a boat and run away, it work for Syria

[Mr Whatever @LordTosser]

@David_Cameron because of you and the EU elite a lot of middle/poor class people may die, sleep well tonight

[Mr Whatever @LordTosser]

@Number10gov when will you and the rest of the EU realize open movement of people just don't work there needs to be control

[Mr Whatever @LordTosser]

@David_Cameron Shut the borders, get the army really (what's left of it)

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Open borders work yeah ! Paris

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@Nigel_Farage don't these lefties get it, your paying for EU mistakes, these EU immigrants don't care about this country just it's money

[Mr Whatever @LordTosser]

@Femail size which is the problem, only half the people with Cystic fibrosis are lucky to get a lung transplant

[Mr Whatever @LordTosser]

@Femail sorry this story just isn't true, lungs can be reshaped or cut down to fit, I think your find it's more about getting a match not

[Mr Whatever @LordTosser]

@KTHopkins they don't know the language but they've know how to get benefits

[Mr Whatever @LordTosser]

@Number10gov are you telling porkies