Ghost of Lord Triggs

Currently resident in The Ether, I am The High Lord Triggs of The Shard RIP, and Britain's Virtual Top Cat and Purr Minister. You're all ferals and I'm Boss.

[Ghost of Lord Triggs @LordTriggs]

@catturd2 Oi! Ejut cat! Back on the bins today. Stop making a total fool of us. We're the super race and you're a piece of our sh*t. Get back in line. And take your worm pill. Your riddled with the things. Ivomec obvs didn't even sort that out, dopey.

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@MELANIAJTRUMP Hell, her tom cat looks ancient. Let's hope she's got her sums right, eh?

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@ITVRobShelley Whoa man. You need some canker drops mate. Put the light on when you use them....make sure it's not a red one.

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@BiddulphScott @rustyrockets @RobertKennedyJr Thank you, Mr Bike & Mr Brand. I've only been a cat for the last 7 years. Getting junior Mr Kennedy to look after food as well as health should be a masterstroke. The wages saved! And I'm sure with a better diet, I'd have become a cat years earlier. #walkwithFelix

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@GuillermElodie Ugly

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@mmazechaz False news. None of it happened.

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@TimesRadio @willguyatt @theousherwood Did someone say @Nigel_Farage has a fake ticker? Really? I hope he's being monitored for signs of rejection. It's a hell of a risk. Any other fake bits we don't know about?

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@ITVRobShelley Merry Christmas to you and yours too, feral. And if you're so lucky to have a cat, give it a stroke and a packet of Dreamies from me.

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@ChrisAS350AS355 @BasitMahmood91 But on the upside, they'll learn how to spell.

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@domdyer70 What does this guy eat? Seaweed? Let's hope he doesn't drive to the beach.

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@piersmorgan And he's the 2nd non white President. #thefuturesorange

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@Edtechris @BarristersHorse Watch Clarkson. Then rewrite.

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@chaseg1698 @SwaledaleMutton What absolute nonsense.
I, a dead cat, know more about vaccines than you.

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@SkyNews @KayBurley It's about #Badgers
They eat hedgehogs. A lot of them. And decimate local populations. And the protection of badgers has damaged hedgehog populations massively.

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@ITVRobShelley Should've gone to Spe.......

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@RpsAgainstTrump The Stench

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@kateferguson4 @Number10cat
Glad to see you're settling in Kit. Lazza's days are numbered. Likewise the rats of Number 10.

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@dave43law What a massive coincidence that this was on his own golf course. Amazing! Follow the money.....

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@realDonaldTrump
Quit the golf chump. Just cut it out. You're finished on the golf course. Mince meat. Finito. Get used to it. #chumpsout

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@Number10cat @theipaper @MattChorley @KateMaltby You've never got within range of any rat on any patch, feral.