Hayter

He/Him. I’m an idiot. Please don’t listen to me. Former @RollForCrypt Cohost

[Hayter @LordWaffleStomp]

I’m here to drink beer and talk to women.

And I’m too scared to talk to women

[Hayter @LordWaffleStomp]

@LemorasCards Ngl, as a former terrible cEDH Player to a new (but still terrible) modern player, modern is a a great format. I’ve been tinkering with a lot of decks and I think you’d like Ruby Storm or Titan. Maybe even esper Blink.

[Hayter @LordWaffleStomp]

Me this Modern Season

[Hayter @LordWaffleStomp]

Condoms would probably feel a lot better if they weren’t so baggy

[Memo, the Coach @_Memo_4302]

„Why do cEDH players go on Twitter to complain, don’t they have a subreddit for it?“

Meanwhile the subreddit:

[Hayter @LordWaffleStomp]

Idk what kind of medicine they be putting in alcohol these days. But recently, every time I drink some all the shaking and my headaches go away

[Hayter @LordWaffleStomp]

Awww it’s been 3 years since I was first featured at an event.

Fun fact, it was also the last time I was featured at an event because I found out I was having a baby like 3 weeks later.

[Hayter @LordWaffleStomp]

I can tell who is a MTG Ambassador by how much they’re glazing the TMNT set

[Hayter @LordWaffleStomp]

Remember to not give your energy to grifters

[Hayter @LordWaffleStomp]

Is this the beginning of Hayter’s tron era? Find out next week on Dragon Ball Z.

[Hayter @LordWaffleStomp]

@gr8dane913 Imagine gatekeeping broke people from playing a card game

[Hayter @LordWaffleStomp]

having a proxy cap on a cEDH Tournament is just straight up stupid. cEDH is an expensive format where decks can go into the tens of thousands of dollars. Play the player; not the wallet

[Lord Miles @Lordmiles]

Friendly reminder that Osama Bin Laden had this picture saved on his Hard Drive

[Hayter @LordWaffleStomp]

@Mike3zzzz @Jalopnik A true CRX would be amazing. The CRZ looked amazing but they had to make it a hybrid…

[Dispropaganda @Dispropoganda]

Pam Bondi forcing an Epstein survivor to see how high the Dow Jones Industrial Average is

[Hayter @LordWaffleStomp]

Saw this and immediately thought of you @YakshaOW

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

STOP SCROLLING 🤚
Trapinch Stapler 💖

[Hayter @LordWaffleStomp]

@Roaringliger1 Izzet prowess

Vs classic Jund Goyf
Vs Affinity
Vs Boros Energy

[Hayter @LordWaffleStomp]

3-0’d my first Modern Event!

This is the first time I’ve ever taken down an event and I’m over the moon. Modern is an amazing format, and it has made me start loving MTG again.

[Hayter @LordWaffleStomp]

I’m still trying to find a deck that fits me well. Izzet Prowess is a great deck but it doesn’t quite fit my play style.

I’ve been exploring other decks and strategies trying to find the perfect fit.

I might try Tron next so I can follow in the footsteps of @tronisbad