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[The Original LP @Lorelai_P]

@cydneystl This is probably the most inflammatory sentence I’ve ever read.

[The Original LP @Lorelai_P]

There should be a master class in succinct hilarity for those of us who can’t do the Twitter.

[The Original LP @Lorelai_P]

@AirbnbHelp I did. Where’s your response?

[The Original LP @Lorelai_P]

I’ve been referred to as a “female” and lectured about getting too upset on a call with @Airbnb so that’s how my day is going. Seriously guys the horror stories are real. Don’t use them.

[The Original LP @Lorelai_P]

Just FYI, if you get a terrible @Airbnb with bugs and a bed made of horse hair and are forced to pay for an entirely new booking, they will not help you. Their support has literally tossed me around to multiple people and hasn’t responded at all. Go w @vrbo or just get a hotel.

[The Original LP @Lorelai_P]

@dopelabspodcast instagram live talking about student loans now- so helpful!

[Tati Westbrook @GlamLifeGuru]

If you're scared to speak up... it's usually a sign that you should.

[The Original LP @Lorelai_P]

Second visit to Starbucks today and the barista suggested an iced Red Eye. This woman is a hero and a scholar.

[Gloria Deharo @GlamourGlo_XO]

Sephora cashier: your total will be $398.56
Me:

[The Original LP @Lorelai_P]

@influenster @lorealparisusa #lorealmakeup #rougesignature #complimentary

[The Original LP @Lorelai_P]

Snowed In and Out of LaCroix: a First World Tragedy

[The Original LP @Lorelai_P]

Whoever decided to make red meat and bacon cancerous was truly the biggest asshole.

[The Original LP @Lorelai_P]

So just as I was feeling superior for making it to the gym on a Friday, this happened. #stillamessin2019 #whydidmymomhavetoshademesohard

[WWD @wwd]

WWD Beauty Inc. has named @jackieaina Influencer of the Year for 2018. See https://t.co/oU1AuW1nHD for more award winners. https://t.co/dUDELStvvg

[The Original LP @Lorelai_P]

@boxycharm my boxyluxe says it was delivered but it never came :( FedEx basically told me 🤷🏻‍♀️

[The Original LP @Lorelai_P]

#adoptable dogs at Happy Pets Grooming Spa #pawsforacause event today in #Fenton. Come get your dog groomed, drop by to visit with the adoptable dogs, or come drop off a donation. All proceeds go to @gatewaypets!! #stl #stlevents #christmastimefun #dogs

[The Original LP @Lorelai_P]

@norvina1 I would pay off my student loans!!

[The Original LP @Lorelai_P]

Me when I meet new people.

[The Original LP @Lorelai_P]

Someone actually did it! @BobsBurgersFOX #wineshoe