Loren Elliott

Screaming inside my heart.

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@GeminiJack11 @PaulTassi

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@reynoldsgareth @thedollop He hasn't blocked me... yet.

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@ryansatin It's up there with the trailer for the trailer thing studios were doing.

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@Squidfinity @Landofillusion1 @ddale8 @jaketapper More like Land of Delusion.

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@EricBaudour Oh, I couldn't possibly.

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@illPhysics Drop the DIM link!

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@pipercjbooks It looks as though this one is strictly crowd work, but any goodwill he might have had is long gone after double and tripling down on his grossness.

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@pipercjbooks And then the absolute gall to recommend a new Matt Rife one right after.

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@EricBaudour The duality of man.

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@2ndpirateking What a terrible day to have the ability of sight.

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I'm just saying, nobody likes someone else's fireworks.

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Now that Blink 182 is back together, here's hoping they get back on the road with other bands from the era like Angels & Airwaves and Boxcar Racer.

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How did @olivegarden never jump on a Fast and Furious collab?

I mean when you are there you are #Family

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A guy at the grocery store just told me I have a really cool sense of style.

So I'll be living off that compliment for the foreseeable future.

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These cookies aren't as good as I remember.

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Another successful #roysamericantour with @tomopants @Ethanrigs and @HandsomeTimmyD.
#WrestleMania

Sorry you couldn't make it Roy.

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Bro. You're pretty fuckin' curvy.

@ItsElizabethDeo

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@abbytoir I can't believe he missed out on Mitzi Capture!

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. @ReyFenixMx It's been 8 years since I got your blood on me during Grave Consequences and still haven't gotten any of your powers. What gives?

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@ajfeuerman I've explained this season as giving me depression, anxiety, and horniness.