dogmomma

keeping it together 💅🏼

[dogmomma @LoRichey]

The drunken urge to reply to every single persons story I’ve ever met is so strong rn

[dogmomma @LoRichey]

It’s been a year since I opened twitter and WOW my feed is political. Where are the funny one-liners??? Oh yeah the world is on fire

[Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking]

if i'm eating at your house and ask for mayo and you hand me miracle whip, the friendship is over.

[Jordy Walsh @Jordalsh]

Good morning, I Keep a Diary #1 is out there now! For my first newsletter, I wrote about keeping a kind of diary and the ways it can help clear the clutter from your brain. https://t.co/RzvOvm2sU5

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

My favorite, most delicious little “fuck you” to the alt-right Nazis Trump emboldened is that a Jew just replaced Karen Pence.

[kayla @baz00per]

pet rent is the stupidest concept i’ve ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month she is unemployed

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

This is a longshot but does anyone know where my earbuds are?

[Billy Baldwin @BillyBaldwin]

Many say Trump was “chosen by God” but then came:

A global pandemic.

Protests, riots & violence.

Economic uncertainty & record unemployment.

Vitriol in civil discourse not seen in decades and…

A hurricane knocked down Trump’s wall.

God trying to tell you something MAGA?

[Dewayne Perkins @DewaynePerkins]

Yoooo you won’t believe what just happened to me. I was scrolling through Twitter and saw a tweet referring to something I didn’t know, and instead of replying “explain this to me.” I just googled it. And now I know what it is. Like fuck, what a rush!

[hunter schafer stan acc @trxpkill]

kevin hart had to give up hosting the Oscars for decade old tweets yet jimmy kimmel did multiple sketches in blackface & gets to host the 2020 Emmys. huh.

[dogmomma @LoRichey]

this font is dope and free https://t.co/xshgNqinZo via @atipostudio

[Liz Giorgi @lizgiorgi]

What an epic user review.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

See, it can be done.

[Matt Davies @MatttDavies]

https://t.co/dVoM9aLh0b

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Trump did this.
It’s all on Donald Trump.
Retweet if you agree.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Hey US media folks, here, I would argue immodestly, is how you interview a Trump supporter on Trump's lies:

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

The last time I texted “All is well!” I was screaming in labor trying to stop my parents from coming to the hospital.