Lorie

I love to tweet things my kids say, or random funny thoughts in my head (at least they seem funny to me!)

[Lorie @LorieGZ]

Pizza delivery guy just rang my doorbell & I didn't order pizza. Told him he had wrong house, one of the hardest things I've ever done.

[Lorie @LorieGZ]

You missed a few spots, spider 🕷️!

[Lorie @LorieGZ]

I was singing in the kitchen and remarked to my 26 y/o daughter “I should’ve been a bar singer!”

Her: “You would not have made it long….You would have made them go out of business…People would’ve drank themselves to death just to escape your singing…”

[Lorie @LorieGZ]

@TheBoydP So sorry for your loss Boyd.
🥺💔 Sending prayers for your Dad🙏 Sounds like he was an amazing man, and that he passed all those great qualities on to you!💞

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

If I worked at NASA I would say “Houston we are go for lunch” every day right before I went to lunch and all of my coworkers would think it’s hilarious.

[Lorie @LorieGZ]

It’s strawberry jam time!
🍓 🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓

[Lorie @LorieGZ]

@tabularosa5 Thank you!! 💞

[Lorie @LorieGZ]

Ocean view - through the trees! 🌴 🌴🌴 🌊

[Lorie @LorieGZ]

Me in Barbados! 🌴💞🌴

[Lorie @LorieGZ]

Sent a pic of my granddaughter to my sister and she wrote: “hand her over!”
I answered: “She projectile pooped across the room this morning when I was changing her diaper. Still want her??”

[Lorie @LorieGZ]

@JustAGrummp2 Thank you Michael! 🥰

[Lorie @LorieGZ]

I’m officially a Grandma.
My 1st granddaughter was born March 30th, she’s 2 weeks old…and I couldn’t be more happy. 💗

I finally get what all the other grannies have been raving about!

[Lorie @LorieGZ]

@steveolivas Wishing you all the best Steve, glad to hear you’re on the mend. ❤️‍🩹 ☺️wish you a speedy recovery

[Lorie @LorieGZ]

Talking about my 2 week old granddaughter, I said: I wonder if Valentina will be funny when she’s older?!”

My 25 y/o: I don’t know, she hasn’t said 1 good joke yet!!

[Lorie @LorieGZ]

@1208Rogan001 Thank you!! Yes it is special, and it kind of does make you feel old! I guess we are! lol

[Lorie @LorieGZ]

@Jmiller423 Hahaha 😄 I know, they’re so much easier than your own kids!!

[Lorie @LorieGZ]

@keplereffect Thanks!

[Lorie @LorieGZ]

@LoserAgent Thank you!

[Lorie @LorieGZ]

@2nd_half_ Thank you! Best club ever!!☺️

[Lorie @LorieGZ]

@jogn_vww Thank you!

[Lorie @LorieGZ]

@JeffNewtonTV Thank you Jeff!❤️

[Lorie @LorieGZ]

@1javaguy It’s so true! So glad to finally be a part of the club!😁