Lauren Torregrossa

A Pint-Sized Meteorite from Houston ™️ Hype Woman at @CareerPlug. I’m always talking about sports, music, food, and my dog. That’s about it.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

No Hitter.

Is that good?

#LevelUp

[MLB @MLB]

THE SECOND NO-HITTER IN #WORLDSERIES HISTORY. WOW.

[Houston Astros @astros]

DON’T MESS WITH MACK.

[Lauren Torregrossa @LorrTorr]

@brandincooks As a Texans fan, I’d love for you to spill the tea. We are so done with the front office in Houston!

[Lauren Torregrossa @LorrTorr]

Is there a new person running the screens for #NFLRedzone? We are missing so many good redzone drives. We are supposed to watch everything inside the 20 live, right? So many rewinds on this broadcast.

[Lauren Torregrossa @LorrTorr]

When you have Swift and St. Brown on your fantasy team 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Lauren Torregrossa @LorrTorr]

@slinganswers @Sling Literally the only reason why anyone bought Sling this month. I hate that we have to subscribe to overpriced streaming services just to watch one channel.

[Lauren Torregrossa @LorrTorr]

I cannot believe I just saw an inside-the-park grand slam at my first game at Fenway! 🤯 Sorry Red Sox fans, you’re watching your team get their dicks kicked in. This is fun being a neutral spectator though! 😂

[Lauren Torregrossa @LorrTorr]

You know it’s been a week when you get several sponsored ads for Lexapro. Woof.

[Lauren Torregrossa @LorrTorr]

I feel like my two options today are:

1. Stay inside and be depressed that it’s hot

2. Go outside and be depressed that it’s hot + die from hot

#TexasinJuly #thisishell

[Lauren Torregrossa @LorrTorr]

Yordan Alvarez got robbed. He is playing at an MVP level this year! Happy for Altuve though. #mlballstar #ESPN #LevelUp

[Lauren Torregrossa @LorrTorr]

We have to start calling the bottom of the lineup The Killer M’s! 🔥 #LevelUp #gostros @ATTSportsNetSW

[Lauren Torregrossa @LorrTorr]

Decided to get to Minute Maid a litttttle bit later and missed out on the free Tucker jerseys. Not doing that again! #lessonlearned #gostros

[Lauren Torregrossa @LorrTorr]

Told y’all we’d beat the Yankees tonight if I sold my tickets to the game. You are welcome! #gostros

[Lauren Torregrossa @LorrTorr]

@UberFacts “My Way” for sure

[Lauren Torregrossa @LorrTorr]

Just discovered @SloPitchSeries and it’s the funniest shit I’ve watched in awhile!

[Lauren Torregrossa @LorrTorr]

It’s because our answer to, “Annie, are you OK?” is, “We’re not.”

Also, let’s be real — 1999 was the best year for music. #smoothcriminal

[Lauren Torregrossa @LorrTorr]

Nooooo I was so excited to watch Verlander pitch against Cole on Thursday. I cannot watch Garcia pitch again — I’m bad luck for him at Minute Maid Park. I will not go because that’s how bad I want us to beat the Yankees. #gostros

[Lauren Torregrossa @LorrTorr]

@ThatEricAlper Blackbird is an absolutely epic song by @TASHSULTANAA: https://t.co/4RYJO4RKKE

[Lauren Torregrossa @LorrTorr]

No disrespect to my 2nd home (Queens), but KING TUCK! 👑 #gostros

[Houston Astros @astros]

City of Queens? Nah.

City of Kings.