“I’m a danger to myself I've been starting fights/At the party at the club on a Saturday night.” You can usually find me falling off seats in Section 102.
So apparently all the toxic, shitty, cliquey, superior, know-it-all bitches stick together in their little echo chamber. Maybe they should get out in the world occasionally.
Too much effort to look up and follow all y’all on that Twitter-esq site that no one hates. But I’m there. Find me. Or don’t. Whatever, I still love you turkeys.
Fam! Has anyone else noticed how we recently lost Martin Mull and Teri Garr? I think Michael Keaton should invest in a protective bubble. (Sidebar, “Yeah, 220, 221, whatever it takes.” Best line ever.) #MrMom
Guys!!! Bacon on or in carbonara is anathema!!!! Pancetta is acceptable, since guanciale isn’t that available. But bacon. Hells no. And any self-styled “foodie” would know that.
Was gonna spend the day relaxing and watching scary movies. But I decided to waych the Flyers v the Wild instead. ‘Cause there’s nothing more horrifying then the Flyers.
Just added Santa Rosa, CA to my bucket list. A - to see all the locations used in “Shadow of a Doubt,��� and B - to go to the Charles M. Schulz Museum. Who’s in?!!!