Carlos Patino

Host of the Construction Ahead Podcast.

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@ESPNNBA your commentators sound like Lakers fans.

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@Dexerto @joerogan @danawhite @ufc let’s set this one up! Looser quits politics!

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@instagram yo! Can y’all fix your app please! Got shit to promote! #instagramdown

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During election year, everyone’s opinion sucks.

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I don’t know how some of y’all can say “rest in power” and not feel the cringe.

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Just when I think things are getting better... I read bad news. Had enough of this covid shit. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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*A girls’ boyfriend dies from corona virus*

Her: Sad and crying..
Him: Dead
Her: “His phone!” Looks through it...
Him: Back from the dead, takes phone “wait! Let me explain!!”
Her: ....
Him: Dead again.

#TheRona #relationships

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A lot of the people I used to know, suck. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Is anyone still seriously offended by F bombs?

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It hurts when athletes commit suicide. It hurts when musicians commit suicide. It hurts when pastors commit suicide. It hurts when family commits suicide. It hurts when people couldn’t find a way out. Check in on each other. Find help!#fuckdepression

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@KevinHart4real hoping for a speedy recovery for you and those involved in that accident! Sending much love! ✌🏻

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@daisytweeted And the get paid more than the WNBA

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Happy a lot of fake people are no longer a part of my life! ✌🏻

[Queen B @TheBigestFandom]

Influencers rn #instagramdown

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Gender reveals are like attention seeking missiles. No, we will not be having one.

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@ES_Siordia @joshpittman01 What? Lol

[Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug @tomsegura]

There's nothing i hate more than pianos and horses.

[The Comedy Store @TheComedyStore]

Thank you Brody for sharing your Comedy and positive energy with us for so many years. You made late nights so much fun, pushing boundaries, being different, and never doing the same show twice. Joke writing, crowd work, drums, baseball. We love you forever Brody. #brodystevens

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So sad to hear about Brody Stevens passing away. Depression is too much of a problem, we are waiting too long to do something about this. #fuckdepression

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@daisytweeted Get a tattoo instead! Lol