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Wonderfully Weird and Weirdly Wonderful. Lovin' the craic!

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Watching #Atypical on #Netflix.
Sam is my favourite person. I love him with all my heart.
And if anyone hurts him, I will do tenfold onto them what they do to Sam.

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Turns out it was the cops banging and yelling between 3am and 430am.
It's normally my neighbour but aye. Great criac. Especially when I've work at 730am.
Thanks #PSNI 😑😑😑😑😑😑

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Wanna know what's really cool about living next door to an absolute mental case Scotsman who is probably off his meds again?
Nothing. Not a damn thing.
I honestly think he's trying to wear himself out by banging on his door and then slamming it shut. FOR THE PAST HOUR AND A HALF!

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I've been putting up with this for neatly 3 years, and I honestly don't know if he has anyone helping him in a professional capacity.
If there is, they an non-fucking-existent!!!!

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@I_AM_WILDCAT How is wedding planning going with @Nilkski_ and is it stressing you guys out yet? #WILDCATQnA

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5 minutes into #GodofWarRagnarok and I'm crying already!!!!! Why????

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@I_AM_WILDCAT @Nilkski_ You're not my real dad, but I did it anyway.

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@korndiddy I don't know what the exchange rate is from GBP to USD so it won't be $8 exactly...also it's expensive to send you $8 so can I offer you a GIF of a chillin-then-freaked-out frog instead?

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@BigJigglyPanda Well done Panda! Keep it up lad! 😁😁😁👍👍👍

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Just watched @BigJigglyPanda wish gear video and all I can say is @I_AM_WILDCAT is thiccccccccc.
You make me jealous.
Laughed the whole fucking time! Well done guys!
Also, ngl, kinda flinched when the tazer went near the peen.
#dayumboihethicc #thatsathiccassboi #wishdotcomsucks

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...but when I said No - repeatedly & politely - he kept pushing it.
I get that they get commission for sales, but I didn't appreciate it.
I didn't get his name, but maybe the Belfast office could tell their sales reps to listen to their potential customers a bit more. Thank you.

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@bt_uk I know you have door to door sales people going about to try & get people to switch providers for a cheaper deal, but the guy who was at my door on 07/10/22 was very pushy. I understand that sales is competitive and he probably gets commission...

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@I_AM_WILDCAT Ok, I know you put this tweet out to give us a heads up, but I didn't know just how fucking different you would sound. Scared the bejeebus outta me! Only time I knew it was you was your Southern laugh. You know the one, the dumb one? Anyway, hipe you're better dude. Love ya! 😁

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To the woman who came into the shop and threw a fit because she couldn't get ice cream because it was 5 mins before closing and it was closed up for the day, I hope you have a nice toaster bath and soon. #Fuckpeople #Especiallyiftheyrestupid

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@I_AM_WILDCAT Happy Birthday dude! It's all downhill, then uphill, then it kinda levels out a lil bit only to drop down hill all over again.
Here's hoping your 30s will be better than mine has been so far.
Hope you got spoiled and all the best for the future with @Nilkski_

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@I_AM_WILDCAT @Nilkski_ Congratulations guys! All the very best for the future!