BattyMcBatface

Misanthrope💜She/Her. Yuggera country earth worshipper & 🦇 rescuer. Invisible neurodivergent 👩‍👦‍👦+ the occasional 🦇. Sarcastic/patronising to bigots.

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@RealRecaps
I made this make sense

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I just saw an extraordinarily grumpy face.... Poor Harry. They couldn't find a candle to hide the Duke of Narcissus? #Coronation #Coronation2023

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Is there a version of the #Coronation narrated by Trey Parker & Matt Stone? I keep hearing it in their voices.

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@thegoodgodabove Common sense

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I've actually been seriously concerned that while I'm trying to deal with climate change induced unprecedented disaster #4693 #ScottyFromPhotoOps would want to force-shake my hand. I even decided on swears to use. I'm not disappointed. hope he hasn't infected anyone #Scovid

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@CraigHill01 I was told I have an allowance for meal prep and delivery but it doesn't include food. I get that food isn't an NDIS thing but can't figure out how to do it separately. I can't deal with any of this shit. I'm now scared that if I do manage to work it out they'll make me repay it.

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Selena, I get that you're married but this is too much for a first date. Chill girl. Get to know each other. #MAFSAU

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@pcorr19 *Selena. #MAFSAU

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@Pickinguproses But imagine the joint IG posts they can make! #MAFSAU

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@Natashatashaetc @Asher_Wolf I managed to almost save up for my surgery when i got hit with a debt letter. I'm still trying to get that money back. Nobody can understand how income earned can differ from what is paid in a particular financial year. I didn't misreport, I have no control over when it's paid.

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@Asher_Wolf Not my worst, but I was on sick leave from work, receiving income protection insurance & a small amt of parent payt single. I had a centrelink med certif. I had to fight against attending job agency appoint's repeatedly when I had a job but was sick. I still don't get the logic.

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@PRGuy17 I prefer to refer to it as the #KarenKonvoyKanberra. It works on so many levels.

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@Brownkid08 @QTWIQ1

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@AustralianOpen @DjokerNole Christmas Island has a pro tennis court now?

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@dalienx @ksorbs If you're on TWITTER worried about whether the government knows you went to woolies, your argument has not validity.

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@dalienx @ksorbs No, but only clueless americans would follow this has-been and think Australia is under the rule of some kind of reptilian overlords and we need guns to shoot covid or whatever bullshit this whole argument is about. There's no sense to it. It's bullshit.

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@NicolaHampton5 @georgemavrocord @ksorbs what's there to argue about? Get vaccinated or don't. But don't act like a toddler about it when you don't get your way on everything. And don't let your choice impact the lives of other people. #GetVaxxedYouIdiot

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@MarcMolinas @ksorbs You do know that you can't shoot covid?

It's also wrong to shoot anti-vaxxers apparently, so the guns would serve no purpose.

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@dalienx @ksorbs OK, redneck. Keep listening to Fox News like a good little sheep. And good luck with that whole dying a preventable death shit. I've heard there are drones chasing us back into our houses too. Funny shit that.

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@NicolaHampton5 @georgemavrocord @ksorbs well I've got a solution for you then. #GetVaxxedYouIdiot