i dont post

not even cool tho

[Elite Daily @EliteDaily]

Most important question of the evening. #GOPDebate https://t.co/31Hhiw6utd

[The Forward @jdforward]

Did you know our favorite #Hanukkah toy was actually a non-Jewish Irish gambling game?! 😱 https://t.co/K7RAIwvMZW

[josh groban @joshgroban]

Never go full Yoda, Dr Carson

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Ted Cruz wants to carpet bomb Isis - you know- like in the duplex they all live in together separate from civilians #GOPDebate

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Trumpy talks about "the internet" with the understanding of a nana

[i dont post @LostinToyland]

@TDBank_US Worst bank ever. Awful customer service. Ridiculous fees. "Most convenient bank"? Didn't realize your slogan was satirical, oops

[aaliyah ✨ @rixhaaliyah]

Y'all love to act like this generation is so bad for "Netflix & Chill". Your grandma rode dick in a drive-in movie. Same thing.

[i dont post @LostinToyland]

Waiting for Chris Christie to eat his competition in the primaries

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

I just found a loose mento in my backpack and lady I ate it

[i dont post @LostinToyland]

People care more about eyebrows today than their GPA

[i dont post @LostinToyland]

@emilywoodss says to me "go to sleep casey" but she dunno what I do for the vine at 3:44am