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[. @Loth_brok_]

No matter how many times I watch it, this scene remains GOATed.🎥🎥🍿

[Issie 🌸 @iamissie_]

Hey @grok, if you were human, which one will you really choose?

[343 @UnscriptedFooty]

🚨 Top (10) Best Transfers of the Season so far

10. Youri Tielemans → Man United
1. Morgan Rogers → Chelsea
8. Bruno Guimarães → Arsenal
1. Yan Diomande → Real Madrid
2. Denzel Dumfries → Real Madrid
3. Elliot Anderson → Man City… hate

[FCB Molecule @jmol_6218]

💙❤️|🚨URGENT:

There is already an agreement between Lautaro and Barça. What is missing now is for Inter to accept the offer from the Catalan club.

Barcelona is preparing to make its first offer to Inter for Lautaro Martínez.

Inter declared Lautaro Martínez NON-NEGOTIABLE! ❌

Inter has no intention of letting the top scorer leave and made it clear that Lautaro is not for sale. It remains to be seen if negotiations can change their stance, but FOR NOW, Inter refuses to consider the departure of its best player. ⏳

Hmmmn, it seems we just have to work with what we have right now and hopefully we just get a good LCB. Visca Barca ❤️💙

[Wisdom_Lifestyle 💫🍁 @IsBack72]

Good Morning X Family ❤
I hope you all had a wonderful Night rest.
Happy Friday to you all, and always remember to keep Hypes up...

E go enter for you all today 🙏

[FCB_Messi X Yamal 🇪🇸 🇦🇷 💙❤️ @iamboymessi]

Okocha: Messi is better because Ronaldo is a goal scorer like Haaland

Ronaldo fans:

[El Rey @los_blancos13]

THE MAGICIAN IS BACK…🪄🪄

46 YEARS OLD AND STILL REFUSES TO LET FOOTBALL GO. 😭✨

11 YEARS AFTER HIS LAST PROFESSIONAL GAME, AND HE WANTS ONE MORE GOAL.

THE 300TH OF HIS CAREER. 🎩⚽

FOOTBALL REALLY DOESN’T LET LEGENDS DIE. 🐐

[Ola @omajaiye]

Aura for aura 😂💔

[Yas.inn🎯 @_calmguyy]

The main reason why we say Real Madrid fans are very clueless and not smart.
Read this speech and tell me how it applies to Joao Cancelo, who was never in La Masia.
Also, he mentioned he doesn’t want to beat only Real Madrid but every team, so where is the obsession here?

[Ama 🌷 @amah_salma_]

A sex therapist says there are seven signs that indicate a woman's sexual desire, but she will never reveal them.

(Many men do not know these signs).

1. She says she feels bored or lonely.

[SethOfficial @UTD_Seth001]

🚨Gary Neville and Wayne Rooney on Manchester United’s interest in Alejandro Balde:

🗣️ Gary Neville: “I understand why United like Balde, but honestly, I’d be very cautious. His injury record worries me, and United cannot afford to bring in another player who spends too much time unavailable. If it was my decision, I’d go for Antonee Robinson. He knows the Premier League, he’s reliable and he can contribute immediately.”

🗣️ Wayne Rooney: “I’d disagree with you there, Gary. If the medical team are comfortable with Balde and the price is right, I’d take the risk. His pace, attacking ability and versatility give United something different. He can completely change the way you play from that left side.”

🗣️ Gary Neville: “But that’s exactly where I think United have to be smarter. You can’t just look at the ceiling of a player; you have to look at how often he’s actually available. Robinson has proven himself in this league, and if United want someone who can come in and play 30 or 40 games, I’d take that certainty.”

🗣️ Wayne Rooney: “Fair enough, but if United want to compete for trophies, sometimes you have to take calculated risks. Balde has the potential to become one of the best attacking full-backs in Europe. If the medical checks are positive, I wouldn’t let the injury history alone stop the deal.”

[🌻Oge.🌻🌻 @CFCoge]

🔵🚨 Frank Lampard Speaks Ahead of Arsenal Clash:

Frank lampard has spoken ahead of Coventry City’s Premier League opener against Mikel Arteta’s Arsenal at the Emirates on Friday.
Lampard, who guided Coventry back to the top flight after 25 years, says his side will approach the challenge without fear and give everything against the reigning champions.

Lampard 🗣️

We know the quality Arsenal have, but we have to believe in ourselves. We’ve earned the right to be here, and today we will give everything for the team.

The match marks Coventry’s first Premier League fixture in 25 years, with Lampard determined to make a strong start to their return.

[Chika @Chibae4u]

Without sentiments .. 🙏🏻
Which club would you rather play for if you are footballer?

Me: 🔵🔴 >>>> ⚪⚪

[TryBez🥇 @trybezz]

The premier league is back 🥹❤️📈

[Football IQ 🧠⚽️ @FootballIQHQ]

GUESS THE NATIONAL TEAM

VERY DIFFICULT

[𝑪𝑯𝑹𝑰𝑺 @ChrisSays01]

EX-FOOTBALLERS WHO TALKED DOWN ON RONALDO... A QUICK CHECK

• Jay Jay Okocha – “Ronaldo is just a goalscorer like Haaland.”

He spent his prime doing step-overs at Bolton Wanderers for a relegated side. 0 UCLs. 0 League titles. 0 Ballon d’ors. 0 CAF Player of the Year. While promoting betting sites for his fellow Nigerians after retirement. 🤡

• Thierry Henry – questioned a 41-year-old Ronaldo at the World Cup.

A pundit with a very short memory. Ronaldo dunked on him.

• Wayne Rooney – called Ronaldo an “unwanted distraction.”

40 years old. Got sacked by Derby, Birmingham and Plymouth. Currently unemployed in football. Retired at 32 while Ronaldo is still playing at 41.

The jealousy jumped out and never went back in. 😭

• John Obi Mikel – questioned Ronaldo’s relevance.

Spent his entire career sitting so deep nobody noticed him. Trophy cabinet: one Europa League and a Chinese Super League medal.

Talking about Ronaldo is the most attention he’s received since he retired. 💀

• Eden Hazard – made digs at Ronaldo’s longevity.

Signed by Real Madrid for €100m as Ronaldo’s replacement. 76 games. 7 goals. Retired at 32 because his own body gave up on him before his contract did.

The audacity is actually impressive. 😭

• Zlatan Ibrahimovic – downplayed Ronaldo’s career.

His biggest trophy came in Ligue 1. Built an entire personality on arrogance and couldn’t back it up in a single Champions League final.

• Jamie Carragher – Ronaldo’s loudest critic on Sky Sports.

Mourinho publicly said he’s not in the top 1,000 defenders in football history. Ronaldo walked straight past him on live TV and refused to shake his hand. 😭

The man they all talked about ?

41 years old.
976 goals.
5 UCLs.
5 Ballon d’ors.
Still playing.
Just got married.

Every. Single. One. of. Them. retired before him.

THE GREATEST PLAYER OF ALL TIME!!🐐

[𝐁𝐞𝐤𝐞𝐞 @chiamakaafc]

Guess the player

Very Hard

[Zora @utdzora]

Guess the Fc Barcelona player who wore the No. 11 Shirt between 2010 and 2011.🤔

99% of fans will get this wrong.😳

Level: Very Difficult.🔥

[kemi @kemi_adeleke1]

Please tell me I’m not the only wife dealing with this 😭I can wash our sheets, change the bedding, and somehow my husband’s side is yellowish-brown again a few days later. It’s not makeup or self-tanner—just sweat and body oils.

I’ve tried hot washes, different detergents, stain removers, soaking… everything. And the stains ALWAYS come back.
I love him, but I’m not replacing perfectly good sheets every few months
Wives, what’s the trick I’m missing?

[Barca Scoop @BarcaScoop]

Mikel Arteta what have you done to him 😬

[Nuel @LfcNuel]

Every true Liverpool fan should know this.

Guess the game 🤔