Louis Johnson

Not Democrat or Republican. I'm A Comedian. FB/IG: LouisJohnsonComedy

[Louis Johnson @LouisJohnson]

Everyone is mad at #NateBargatze because he went to #ufc #freedom250. I'm glad they didn't see me at that #Trump rally! 🤣

[Louis Johnson @LouisJohnson]

Hey Yo! #PAB #JoshHokit out on #theWhiteHouse lawn talkin’ reckless like he got subpoena immunity and a helmet sponsor. Let me be real clear: you don’t get to disrespect #MichelleObama like that. Keep playin’ stupid games — cause the legal system got prizes.

[John Jackson @hissgoescobra]

I want to give you guys some facts about General Chappie James. He wasn’t a “DEI” hire—he was a complete badass that had to overcome MORE than any white pilot. Did 178 combat missions—that’s like 7 bomber tours on a B-17 in WWII.

His medal count? Impeccable. 3 Distinguished Flying Crosses, 14 Air Medals, Two Legions of Merit, and a Defense Distinguished Service Medal. One of the original Tuskegee Airmen, the first four-star African American General.

Hegseth couldn’t sniff the level of soldiering and warrior that was in Chappie’s DNA. God bless him. And Hegseth took down his picture from a hallway like a racist little child, which is what he is.

[Louis Johnson @LouisJohnson]

15 dollars?!!? Really @united ???? Eight Hour Delay...and you give us a 15 dollar meal voucher?!? #WTH?!? #Denver to #Orlando 501
You can do better! Show me!

[Louis Johnson @LouisJohnson]

Stuck in this airport four (now...eight) extra hours! #Obama and #Biden protected delayed travelers. #Trump DGAF.
#airport #delays @united 501

[Louis Johnson @LouisJohnson]

It's obvious that some old rich yte men have never been smacked in the middle of them disrespecting someone.
#smack #backhand #slap #rich #oldwhitemen

[Louis Johnson @LouisJohnson]

@by_drew @GuardianUS
Comedians are working while you’re mad a syndicated show didn’t give you a spiritual awakening. If @comicsunleashed is an “infomercial,” your article is the knife set they sell afterward — shiny, dramatic, and doing too much for something nobody asked for.

[Louis Johnson @LouisJohnson]

#Trump finally thought he got #TheVillagePeople to perform at #TheGreatAmericanStateFair. But it's actually #TheVillages People. A bunch of old guys from the retirement community in #Florida.
#Freedom250

[Louis Johnson @LouisJohnson]

Juvenile joke...BUT...

[Louis Johnson @LouisJohnson]

@atrupar Khanna didn’t lie — this Court is speed‑running civil‑rights rollback like it’s trying to beat a Reconstruction‑era high score. One‑third of Black congressional seats are suddenly “up for debate,” that’s not judicial philosophy, that’s historical déjà vu with better lighting.

[Louis Johnson @LouisJohnson]

@CoryBooker @katiecouric Trump running a billion‑dollar “slush fund” off public money isn’t some quirky personality trait — it’s the kind of corruption we call out in other countries. Normalizing that level of self‑dealing just trains politicians to rob us with confidence.

[Louis Johnson @LouisJohnson]

@elonmusk @nypost Hey yo! E! If you take your top lip....

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

PRESIDENT OBAMA: Married to the same woman for 30 years... excellent father... classy... educated... Nobel Peace Prize.

Trump: Multiple baby mamas...cheated on all...convicted felon, protects pedophiles

[Louis Johnson @LouisJohnson]

#TimScott #stillblack #NOT #UncleClarence

[Louis Johnson @LouisJohnson]

Comedy Roast versus Bad Policy. #kevinhartroast #civilrights #policy #votingrights #jokes

[Isaac Hayes III @IsaacHayes3]

When a white male elected official stands in front of a podium and calmly says he hopes the Supreme Court overturns the 14th Amendment,

(The 14th Amendment was passed after slavery to guarantee Black people citizenship and equal protection under the law in America.)

It’s full fucking stop. Period.

Fuck the Met Gala.
Fuck relationship podcasts.
Fuck the NBA playoffs.
Fuck the summer.
Fuck spending money.
Fuck all this shit.

It’s time to shut this shit the fuck down.

[Louis Johnson @LouisJohnson]

Supreme Court and GOP hypocrisy. The system built the box and panicked when the box started talking back. #scotus #gop #voterrights #civilrights #hypocrisy

[Louis Johnson @LouisJohnson]

When their hypocrisy makes you laugh. You voted for this chaos agent and now you're upset about it.

[Louis Johnson @LouisJohnson]

An Entire #Civilization?!?
#Iran #trump #cosplay #comiccon

[Louis Johnson @LouisJohnson]

When did I go from get to give? You'll love the ending. (2 minutes.)