Loren

All I really want to do is love people and eat pizza ❤

[Loren @Loukulele]

Mom: “Adam is the worst.”
Me: 😂
Mom: “he gets it from Loren.”
Me: 😦

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

run it back

[Stephanie H. Murray @stephmurrayyyy]

My daughter got a label maker from a relative for Christmas and it is truly the gift that keeps on giving. Not sure what I'm going to do when she actually learns to spell properly.

[david @_elvishpresley_]

[first day as a pilot]

control tower: what are your coordinates

me: I’m by a cloud that looks like a lion

control tower: can you be more specific

me: simba

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

hey sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave

[Taylor Kay Phillips @TayKayPhillips]

Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand…”

[Loren @Loukulele]

Alea: Never let a man tell you more than 6 times that he doesn’t want to be with you.

Mariah: well, technically, 7 is the Lord’s number.

Alea: okay, 7 times.

[trash jones @jzux]

siblings are important because they’re like external hard drives for your memories and personality. you can text them stuff like “what do i want for Christmas”

[Loren @Loukulele]

I know they sell little hand held scales to make sure my suitcase is under 50lbs but my mom can always tell with 100% accuracy just by lifting it once and I’d rather save the money.

[Matty @Juraiacies]

What Lucerys should’ve done when he saw Vhagar #hotd #HouseoftheDragon

[Loren @Loukulele]

@hedondev

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

2 sause long

[Nate Pyle @NatePyle79]

If you assume people left the faith when they left your politics, you’ve revealed your faith is your politics.

[Loren @Loukulele]

“Is Biden running again?”
“I think he’s walking, at best.”

[Victoria Leland @miss_vickilla]

Liz: If there’s one thing I’ve learned from reading fantasy, it’s that I don’t carry nearly enough daggers on me at a given moment.

Me: But then you’d never make it through security.

Liz: Security couldn’t make it through me.

[Nathan Jensen @NateMJensen]

Thinking of a new email signature other than "best".

You'll never take me alive,
Nate

[Loren @Loukulele]

I-

[Loren @Loukulele]

…what is that horse??? #bachelorette #TheBachelorette @MissJello_ @Bri_Vasil