Lovable Douchebag

if you can't handle me at my douchiest you don't deserve being my side piece.
you're welcome.

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@0nlyk1tt3n Yes (?)

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@EndWokeness she means well.. just feel sorry for her.

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@lizzo news is bananas.

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some women age like iPhones, others like android. Full stop.

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@nikebasketball @kendricklamar so we're gonna just forget that one time he raped a 19yo and settled out of court with threats so she wouldn't testify and throw in some emotive piano echoing 'better father, better father, better father' - got it, @Nike

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@LaurenBans fun fact, thanks. so, I'm curious if you're still married. just read the 7 months preg + cheating gym hubby article!

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here i was thinking the dude in the background was singing "less wars in the south" in the background #wap @iamcardib

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@iylahsthoughts She’s a dumb kid 😂 play stupid games win stupid prizes

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@reedgalen umm.. maybe he's just tired? maybe we're looking at a guy in his 70s who had a long day.

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@njdotcom why don't comments load on this article @ https://t.co/91nKxFBZOw but they magically do load and work fine on all the other unimportant posts?...

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@DebbieKgalvet @NightlyPolitics it's been proven fake news, but who likes to fact check these days..
https://t.co/gB1aoqjnrp

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@iamcardib Bruno: please me!
Cardi: okurrr!
* Bruno wakes up with a headache and robbed the morning after *

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@DonaldJTrumpJr @TuckerCarlson *than

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it's like when you have to submit a personal expense but you know the manager won't approve it unless you label it as business.. that's the emergency. it's a label. so it gets done. #FakeEmergency #RealWallTho

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@WindyCityTimes @SilviaElenaFF Go. To. Mexico.

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@SoupyNova @SilviaElenaFF How about poor people stop making more poor people ?! Why do you have to bring another poor ass kid into this world if you have nothing to offer? No, Love is not gonna feed your family, sorry.

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@PAULANEALMOONEY her ex is just a sad bitter phoney who calls himself a man of color in this sad video. show support to this poor lady going through hell right now.
https://t.co/7aPFoGhq9X

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@NBCNews Get involved: https://t.co/7aPFoGhq9X

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@lawcrimenews if you want to get involved, here's the link
https://t.co/7aPFoGhq9X

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@SteveHarveyFM https://t.co/7aPFoGhq9X