LoveBites💋

Just another guy👻 who married🤝 his sweetheart💕👨‍👩‍👧

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@singh_prakash Valid point, strange that DGs are allowing such things at whims and fancies. More strange is the fact that no one from the parent cadre opposed this decision. I hope they have a valid reason grounded in facts for this decision.

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@crpfacademyggm1 @crpfindia 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aree Aree... Bechare 12+ se ⭐⭐⭐liye ghum re h. Hadd hai
Kaun h Academy ka twitterati?
Promotion ki baat nhi kr rha, bas congrats kiye ja rha?

Shri Shri Deepak Kallal ke shreemukh se nikle kuch vachan - "Sharam karo... BWalo, Bhagwaan se daro"

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@crpfacademyggm1 @crpfindia Congrats to valiant Rakesh Sir
He joined CRPF as AC in 2014 and after 8+ yrs he is still an AC. Promotion kab hoga in sab adhikariyo ka??? Itne saalo me to 2 promotion hi ne chahiye

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Husb: hey honey i have bought some onions from market for ya.

Wife:Awww, i love u too darling.

#OnionPrices #lovememes #marriagememes #memecouple #couplegoals #lovebirds #LOVEBITES💋

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Husband next to his new BMW: Honey I have to confess! 😕
Terrified wife: what? What is it?😱
Husband: I had a nite vd ur sister yesterday.😟
Wife Gasping: oh damn f#ck! I thought this BMW isn't our?
Come on, getting late for party.

Husb:🙄
#LoveBites💋 #LOVEBITES
#marriagememes

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Wife: hey! Whr r kids?
Hubby: whose?
Wife: arghhh... Yours😏
Hubby: ohh! In the neighbourhood, all 5 of them.😎
Wife: we only have 2...😤
Hubby: Damn it! 😥😖😰🤒
Wife:😡😡😡😡
#LoveBites💋
#lovebirds #LOVEBITES #couplegoals #lovememes #lovebite #marriagememes #memecouple #MEMES

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Husband: Can't see anything beyond you my Love.
Wife: ohh! thank you hon'😘
Husb: Get aside fatso, wanna watch TV.
#LoveBites💋
#lovememes #marriagememes #memecouple #couplegoals #lovebirds #LOVEBITES #marriage #MEMES #lovehumor

[LoveBites💋 @LoveBites0217]

Wife: I Love You, darling♥️
Husband: I love you too, honey!😘
Wife: shut up!🤦🏻 I am talking to my new mobile handset📱😍
#LoveBites💋
#lovememes #marriagememes #memecouple #couplegoals #lovebirds #LOVEBITES 😍😘

[LoveBites💋 @LoveBites0217]

Me: 😊life is beautiful.👌
Gf: awww😍, thnx darling.💖
Wife: 🤔not for long, honey. 😈

#LOVEBITES #lovebites💋 #marriage #MEMES #couplegoals #lovememes

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B4 Marriage: I found the #love of ma life.😊
After: Lost ownership of TV. I LOVED MY TV!😥

#lovebites #lovebites💋 #marriage #jokes #CoupleGoals

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#Marriages are made in #Heaven
What a #luxurious place to make #mistakes
#lovebites💋 #funny #marriagejokes

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Me: hey #alexa Play some #altafraja songs
Alexa: Sorry, I am having trouble understanding right now.
Me: yeah! Same here, that's y Altaf playlist.

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@Wakandagirllll @StrongMarriage5 Twitter or social media wudnt be right place, for sure.

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What u think is alwz right, unless u get married #marriage #Blues