Emily Lovelace

hi, it’s me!

[Emily Lovelace @lovelace_does]

Really glad my phone died so I couldn't tweet.

[Emily Lovelace @lovelace_does]

Triple double whomp @tacobell

[Emily Lovelace @lovelace_does]

@tacobell “triple double stacked” lol

[Emily Lovelace @lovelace_does]

Whomp.

[Emily Lovelace @lovelace_does]

Really glad my phone died so I couldn't tweet.

[Emily Lovelace @lovelace_does]

Turns out they do.

[Emily Lovelace @lovelace_does]

I wish they made bite-sized #texastoast 🤤

[Emily Lovelace @lovelace_does]

Again.

[Emily Lovelace @lovelace_does]

Hey @netflix will you ever have a re-run or random button for series or for the entire website? 😬 cause that'd be pretty cool

[Emily Lovelace @lovelace_does]

@bonelessmoss I know this won’t shock you. But I love gummies on ice cream.

[Emily Lovelace @lovelace_does]

Is it dejavú or am I just predictable and repetitive?

[Emily Lovelace @lovelace_does]

Glad @netflix finally took my idea and made it a reality! What about the shuffle button for individual shows or a shuffle for genres and categories?

[Emily Lovelace @lovelace_does]

Hey @netflix will you ever have a re-run or random button for series or for the entire website? 😬 cause that'd be pretty cool

[Emily Lovelace @lovelace_does]

How long until laptops have regenerative batteries that charge via keyboard stroke? Looking at you @Apple 😏

[Emily Lovelace @lovelace_does]

@MountainDew 218

[Emily Lovelace @lovelace_does]

@bonelessmoss Yes

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

We've spent $5,900,000,000,000 on wars since 9/11 but it's somehow fiscally irresponsible to give out more than $1,200 for basic survival in our own country.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

How is it that Jeff Bezos can grow his wealth by $13,000,000,000 in a single day but Amazon can’t afford to provide paid sick leave to its warehouse workers?

[Emily Lovelace @lovelace_does]

@bonelessmoss I got groceries delivered the other day because I wanted chicken wings for dinner but didn’t want to put on pants. It was a perfect choice.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

STEP 1: Cultivate a fun personality like “quirky” or “immeasurably rich.” https://t.co/EgLPJS6nkz

[Emily Lovelace @lovelace_does]

@bonelessmoss 🥺

[Emily Lovelace @lovelace_does]

@bonelessmoss

[Emily Lovelace @lovelace_does]

@kaiteasley @johntrag

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

The real destroyer of our peace of mind isn’t an external weapon or enemy, but our own destructive emotions. Neither our friends nor even the Buddha provide an opportunity to practice patience in the way that a hostile person does. And in so doing, an enemy can become our teacher