新股小王子（互关蓝v）

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刷到这条帖子的蓝朋友们。十月粉丝量暴增 顺利通过创作者收益

Friends who come across this post: may your followers skyrocket in October and may you successfully qualify for Creator Monetization. 🚀

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@gbox679 嘎吱

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下班坐地铁。遇到个少妇 怎么搭讪 在线等…急

“下班坐地铁遇到个少妇，怎么搭讪？在线等。 急。

I ran into a young married woman on the subway after work. How do I hit on her? Waiting online. Urgent.

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对不起我多年的兄弟 …….

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兄弟们不要输在起跑线 加油

Brothers, don’t fall behind at the starting line. Keep pushing! 💪

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@MrChen1998 龙要飞天的节奏么

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兄弟们 为什么媳妇买的内裤都是破大洞的

Brothers, why do the underwear our wives buy always have huge holes in them?

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兄弟们 知道你们肝累了、听会歌放松一下………..

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兄弟们 有没有玩过 叠罗汉？

Have you guys ever played Snail Bob?

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很抱歉告诉大家，我老婆不孕不育，有没有人认识好的中医？

I’m sorry to tell you all this, but my wife is infertile. Does anyone know a good Chinese medicine doctor?

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想留不能留……..

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婚后老婆爱上骑行，那晚回来后她双腿发软，脸蛋通红。
我怕她太累，劝她别骑了。
她却直接和我翻脸
我就纳闷了，骑行到底有多好，能让她这么着迷？

After we got married, my wife fell in love with cycling. One night, she came home with her legs trembling and her cheeks bright red.
I was worried she was overdoing it, so I told her to stop cycling.
But she snapped back at me: “I’d rather get a new husband than give up cycling!”
I couldn’t help wondering: What’s so great about cycling that she’s so obsessed with it?
The Joy of Cycling

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媳妇 新买的裤子
是不是不太合身啊
兄弟们帮我看看要不要换………

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@ZhuoshouM 不错

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邻居离异少妇说想我了，我问她有多想？她给我发了这个照片，兄弟们她是感冒了吗？
在线等 急

My married neighbor said she was thinking about me. I asked her, “How much?” She sent me this photo. Guys, does she have a cold? 😂 Waiting for your answers!

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@lqi54691 嗯

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兄弟们哪个好生养 在线等 急

Brothers, which one looks like she’d be the best wife and mother? Asking for a friend 😂 Vote below!

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@caishenjie_888 还不懂

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@POPMART0 哈哈哈

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国庆假期返程。在卧铺遇到的美女…..x友们 你顶得住吗？

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X的老板们 这个姿势 你们喜欢不？