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Iɴᴅ. ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ ᴏғ Iɢɢʏ

[Iɢɢʏ @LOVEROFJOESTAR]

Jᴜsᴛ ᴀ ɴᴏʀᴍᴀʟ ᴅᴏɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴇxᴛʀᴀᴏʀᴅɪɴᴀʀʏ ᴀʙɪʟɪᴛɪᴇs

Iɴᴅ. Pᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ ᴏғ Iɢɢʏ

[ #JJBARP x #MVRP ]

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐃 𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋. @EvilJoestar]

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[Iɢɢʏ @LOVEROFJOESTAR]

[ @CLVCKERVOLLEYZ ]

`` My my, don't you just look like Jonathan...are you a secret twin of his? ``

Giggling as she approached Joseph...there was something familiar about her ....

[Iɢɢʏ @LOVEROFJOESTAR]

`` Nᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ɢᴏ, Jᴏɴᴀᴛʜᴀɴ ... ``

Iɴᴅ. Pᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ ᴏғ Eʀɪɴᴀ Pᴇɴᴅʟᴇᴛᴏɴ/Jᴏᴇsᴛᴀʀ

[ #JJBARP x #MVRP ]

[Iɢɢʏ @LOVEROFJOESTAR]

`` Fine. I'll be frank. Yes, I long for true parental guidance. But I do not want it if it's cruel and unjust. ``

[Morton Koopa Sr. @MortonKoopaSr]

“You are a liar. I hurt your back and you still have the gall to approach me. Are you trying to prove you’re not afraid? No. It!s not that. You are here because you want an essence of me in your life. For acceptance? For love perhaps?

You deny my claim? Speak frankly boy.”

[Iɢɢʏ @LOVEROFJOESTAR]

`` I understand, my dear. Many don't expect humans here.. ``

He smiled a little at her. The Nursette checks out her head, making sure there's no open wounds.

[゛𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗦 ⸝⸝.ᐟ⋆ @sarasalands]

Daisy, they're being kind to you.

"Sorry, I didn't mean to be rude. Just, uh . . kinda stressed right now, an' all that. You don't see many humans?"

[Iɢɢʏ @LOVEROFJOESTAR]

`` It's possible. .but I'm not worried that I never met him. Especially if he acts like you. .`

[Morton Koopa Sr. @MortonKoopaSr]

“You are defective then?… If that’s not a cosmic sign that you were not meant to be human I don’t know what is.”

Morton stated as he began to write in the dirt once again.

“Perhaps he’s one of the few alliterations of myself that still inhabit this plain of existence.”

[Iɢɢʏ @LOVEROFJOESTAR]

`` This place...so many people like me...I'm just s o overjoyed, Maria. ``

He flashed a smile at the other.

[— 𝕄𝕖𝕘𝕒 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕒 𝕄𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕥❗ 💕 @megamonetmaria]

"You were lucky."

Maria sits on a chair across the pair, leaning back.

"It can be dangerous on your own in Brooklyn. Still, you made it safely, and that's all any of us can ask for."

[Iɢɢʏ @LOVEROFJOESTAR]

`` I don't think I had a negative impact arriving .. everyone seemed fond of me. ``

[— 𝕄𝕖𝕘𝕒 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕒 𝕄𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕥❗ 💕 @megamonetmaria]

"Dont worry about it. Just, Brooklyn's not perfect but its home."

Putting away the last of the groceries, Maria closes the fridge.

"Next time, you should let us know when your coming over so we can keep you safe."

[Iɢɢʏ @LOVEROFJOESTAR]

`` ...What's being robbed...? ``

He held onto Louise, tilting his head

[— 𝕄𝕖𝕘𝕒 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕒 𝕄𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕥❗ 💕 @megamonetmaria]

Louise paused. Maria snerks.

"No, trust me, its way better over where you are. At least you get power ups. Here?? You get robbed? You get robbed."

[Iɢɢʏ @LOVEROFJOESTAR]

`` .. It seems ...so quiet. Not a shroom tree in sight... No cheep cheeps ...no koopas.

This place is like heaven! ``

[— 𝕄𝕖𝕘𝕒 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕒 𝕄𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕥❗ 💕 @megamonetmaria]

"It is very boring with no magic or kingdoms. People don't really know about the other world or the pjpe we travel in."

Maria smiles but had a twitch in her lip watching them. She stood, burying herself in the kitchen with putting away groceries.

"Seriously, we're safe."

[Iɢɢʏ @LOVEROFJOESTAR]

`` I fear she may find the pipe...``

He's softly purring in Louise's hold.

`` So ...this is Brooklyn..it's so different from ... Well .. everything. ``

[— 𝕄𝕖𝕘𝕒 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕒 𝕄𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕥❗ 💕 @megamonetmaria]

"Pretty sure that just means she's going to strike us at the same time." Maria sips her beverage from the can, watching him snuggle Louise.

Louise strokes Alastair's hair with a warm smile.

"-but Peaches never comes into Brooklyn so we should be fine." Maria adds.

[Iɢɢʏ @LOVEROFJOESTAR]

`` ..I said..that one of you two would be my wife...I'm glad I wasn't specific..she would target you head on. ``

Nuzzling into Louise.

`` I was...just heated...I should have thought. ``

[— 𝕄𝕖𝕘𝕒 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕒 𝕄𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕥❗ 💕 @megamonetmaria]

Maria groans slightly.

"Peaches, really?? Well, she can try but we'll clobber her like we always do. We aren't called the Monet Bros for nothing!"

Louise smiles nervously. "W-Well... what did you tell her, anyway?"

[Iɢɢʏ @LOVEROFJOESTAR]

He sits down, looking at Louise, pulling her into his hold.

`` ..Peach is back...she's after you both...me and my big mouth. ``

[— 𝕄𝕖𝕘𝕒 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕒 𝕄𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕥❗ 💕 @megamonetmaria]

"Please, sit down! Sit!" Louise ushers Alastair to sit.

Maria grabs a few canned drinks, tossing one to Louise and offers one to Alastair.

"Sooo why are you in Brooklyn and why do we need to hide?"

[Iɢɢʏ @LOVEROFJOESTAR]

He looks around...so odd ..well, he's distracted by the architecture around him...he's so used to the pipes ... And the floating blocks...but there is none of that.

[— 𝕄𝕖𝕘𝕒 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕒 𝕄𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕥❗ 💕 @megamonetmaria]

Maria hobbled to the counter, setting down the groceries with large welts along her arms.

"Ow, ow ow ow!" Maria whines.

"I-I told you I could have helped. You wouldn't have that if you just let me take some of the bags."

Louise huffs at her sister but she's smiling.

[Iɢɢʏ @LOVEROFJOESTAR]

He's pulled out of the crowd, looking back at the crowd. Oohh...the women are arguing amongst themselves.

Perfect. Time to speed walk.

[— 𝕄𝕖𝕘𝕒 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕒 𝕄𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕥❗ 💕 @megamonetmaria]

Maria was just struggling to hold both thr groceries and the sudden crowd. "H-Hide? What??"

Since Louise had free hands, she was gently guiding Maria with her and tugging at Alastair's sleeve.

"C-Come on, people are staring. Come to our place and away from thr crowd."

[Iɢɢʏ @LOVEROFJOESTAR]

Me in that sexy accent! ``

W2: `` He's so my type! ``

[Iɢɢʏ @LOVEROFJOESTAR]

Women are holding onto his waist as he tries to move. He looks over, hearing his name and seeing the two familiar faces

`` My darlings! Oh thank heavens!! ``

He slowly makes his way towards them.

`` You must hide! ``

Women are swooning over his accent.

W1: `` Talk to

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[— 𝕄𝕖𝕘𝕒 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕒 𝕄𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕥❗ 💕 @megamonetmaria]

It was just up the street.

There was an extremely tall man.

... wait. Both of their eyes widened slightly.

"--Alastair!?"

[Iɢɢʏ @LOVEROFJOESTAR]

Look around ..

This is...the human world...many people were staring at him. Many women swooning, men angry at his large height.

He was nearly surrounded instantly.

He's trying to make his way through the crowd, apologizing as he goes.

`` Louise! Maria! Please help! ``

[Iɢɢʏ @LOVEROFJOESTAR]

[ @megamonetbros ]

He located the pipe in the depths of the Mushroom forest...the human world ..

He has no choice...

He jumps in, flying through the pipe, holding on tightly to his cane as he flies out of the man hole, landing on his feet, stumbling a little.

His eyes

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