Jake

[ominous @0MINOUSLUMINOUS]

stabbing myself in the stomach repeatedly and screaming REAL NOT CAKE

[Jake @LoverTomi]

Why would anyone post a picture of them on the concrete in Chicago

[#certifiedstunna @ilBeastlyStunna]

surely 13 drinks and too much nicotine will improve my mood

[Jake @LoverTomi]

@Puppieslover Wow even the seatbelt changed color

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

hate when somebody pulls up to a stop sign before me and waves me through. who the fuck do you think you are? you don’t get to decide. those aren’t the rules. fuck you

[Benson “Gumball” Cornett IV @bensongumballll]

I’ll never ask a girl her body count because I’d likely commit murder suicide

[allen bon iverson @retired_juggalo]

midwest sober (only get black out drunk 2-3 times per week)

[megan @reavesalltime]

i genuinely act like this about everything in my daily life

[#certifiedstunna @ilBeastlyStunna]

i don't think it should be legal to interact with me

[Jared “Ghost Dog” Denney @PlayaJared]

Small business owners get sooo pissed when you crash your car into their store

[Jake @LoverTomi]

If you’re driving behind me and I see you have a handicap sign in your car I’m definitely brake checking you every 30 seconds just to see if you’re actually retarded

[Jake @LoverTomi]

@GilbertPimbury @futt_buckerson @NFL_DovKleiman Quit looking at my toes you freak

[Jake @LoverTomi]

@futt_buckerson @NFL_DovKleiman Yeah? And I’m down 20 lbs this year loser 😭

[THREE BEDROOMS IN A GOOD NEIGHBORDHIOD @tenthousund]

telling the mailman to stay the fuck away from my family

[Jake @LoverTomi]

@rampagepoker ?

[Jake @LoverTomi]

@ModReflexion How does this affect lebrons legacy

[Jake @LoverTomi]

@ESPN_Schick @HuskerMBB Great tweet