Parasaurolophus

pay me

[Parasaurolophus @LovintheD1]

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[Parasaurolophus @LovintheD1]

Welcome to 87

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tov shiana

[Parasaurolophus @LovintheD1]

I’m watching epic monster scenes and folding my towels.

I have a cold, but come over anyway.

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[Parasaurolophus @LovintheD1]

I only have a handful of CEUs to complete before I can renew my social work license.

I’ve had my social work license 16 years.

[Parasaurolophus @LovintheD1]

@LovelyLeninist If ya don’t listen to security briefings, then

you can’t answer questions.

If ya can’t answer questions, then

you can play innocent.

[Parasaurolophus @LovintheD1]

@BrassKickerLLC Your backward steps were clumsy.

[Parasaurolophus @LovintheD1]

@benwehrman That is european culture

:’-(

[Parasaurolophus @LovintheD1]

When a man stops asking you for favors or telling you to do stuff,

he’s having an affair.

My former fiancé assumed I was cheating when I started jogging.

I still told her to do stuff.

But, she invited another man into our relationship.

I left outta there real quick.

[Parasaurolophus @LovintheD1]

Same Hebrew God different Lord.

Jewish Lord is Yisrael (Israel),

Catholic Lord is Jesus and Mary,

Muslim Lord is Mohammad.

Same Hebrew God different Lords.

[Parasaurolophus @LovintheD1]

Prayers for people taken home to God.

You must get your work done before Yom Kippur.

@Pontifex
@VaticanNews
@vaticanlibrary
@USCCB

@EWTN

I want to love you, but you make yourselves so dangerous.

[Parasaurolophus @LovintheD1]

I suppose that nazis among rabbi do not plan to allow jews to plan their resistance in secret.

[Parasaurolophus @LovintheD1]

They can either use active nonviolence to expel nazis from their midst, or

there is a county with eagles who can see them as a national security threat.

[Parasaurolophus @LovintheD1]

If they can sing God Bless America at Shabbat, then

We’d better be singing God Bless America at mass on Sunday.

[Parasaurolophus @LovintheD1]

It is our grace through our United Nations that allows Yisrael to exist.

Yisrael is a dangerous country that could not survive our modern world.

They do not take responsibility for their theft of british palestine.

They are unwilling to share our grace.

[Parasaurolophus @LovintheD1]

E pluribus unum?

Out of the many, will there be one?!

[Parasaurolophus @LovintheD1]

@Pontifex @VaticanNews @vaticanlibrary @USCCB @EWTN We all live in a Yellow Submarine.

[Parasaurolophus @LovintheD1]

I suppose that we count that,

britain (burned our White House)

germany (damaged our Statue of Liberty and killed thousands with a 1929 Great Depression)

saudi arabia (destroyed our Twin Towers),

have attacked America with deadly consequences

@WWIImuseum
@CivilWarMed

[Parasaurolophus @LovintheD1]

@Pontifex @VaticanNews @vaticanlibrary @USCCB @EWTN Why would you create a sense of irony about 9/11 ?

[Parasaurolophus @LovintheD1]

My mom is so deep in her guilt,

she’d windup dead at a traffic stop.