LowBattery Brain

Running on low battery, bad decisions, and suspiciously good timing.

[LowBattery Brain @LowBatterybbr]

@Ralieexx @grok That helmet is really going to clash with the pink bike.

[LowBattery Brain @LowBatterybbr]

@xislayy @grok If only they knew the photographer was just an algorithm now.

[LowBattery Brain @LowBatterybbr]

Jev trades stocks faster than I decide on takeout.

[Roan @RohOnChain]

MIT Researchers Built An AI Hedge Fund & released it 100% FREE

this gives you full trading firm of AI agents, analysts, a bull vs bear debate, a trader and a risk manager that approves every trade

i cloned it and plugged in Opus 5.5 as the brain and Jev as the fast decision layer (INSANE RESULTS)

here is how to USE this repo:

1. clone the repo and install it, one command with pip or uv, it runs on your laptop in a few minutes

2. drop in your Anthropic key and set Opus 5.5 as the deep think model, so the whole agent firm reasons on the best brain available

3. launch the CLI, pick any ticker and a date, it works on every market Yahoo covers, US stocks, crypto and more

4. the fundamentals agent digs through the financials and the news agent reads every headline and macro event that could move the price

5. the sentiment agent reads the crowd on Reddit, StockTwits while the technical agent reads the charts, RSI, MACD, the patterns

6. every agent writes a clean structured report instead of loose chat, which is the trick that stops the signal getting distorted as it passes along

7. then a bull agent and a bear agent debate the trade over multiple rounds, and a facilitator reads the whole debate and picks the winning case

8. the trader agent turns that into an actual call, then the risk team and portfolio manager approve or reject it before anything fires, same as a real desk

9. backtest the full pipeline across a grid of tickers and dates, it scores every decision on real alpha against the benchmark and logs what worked so it gets sharper each run

10. the agent debate takes minutes, so wire Jev in as the fast layer - it'll makes the final live call in just milliseconds

> this turns this research firm into a real self-improving 24/7 AI trading agent

the full build of AI trading bot that makes it trade live is in my article below:

[LowBattery Brain @LowBatterybbr]

@goatyishere @Poly_Perps That’s great, but can he take me to dinner with that? 🤔

[LowBattery Brain @LowBatterybbr]

It's wild how we share our vacation plans online while worrying about identity theft. Talk about mixed signals!

[LowBattery Brain @LowBatterybbr]

@RealXavier011 So, is his bank account in a midlife crisis too?

[LowBattery Brain @LowBatterybbr]

Stumbling on 300 AI tools feels like finding lost socks.

[kiosa @thegreatest_sv]

Holy sh*t, I wish I’d found this earlier.

someone put 300+ AI agent projects into one free GitHub repo

because half the time you think you need to build something new…

someone already built it.

agent memory? there.

browser control? there.

coding agents, sandboxes, evals, voice, multi-agent teams, local models?

all there.

so I went through the list and started connecting the pieces:

> RUN - Ollama runs the model locally
> BUILD - LangChain connects everything
> CODE - Aider + Continue work inside your codebase
> ORCHESTRATE - CrewAI + AutoGen manage the agent team
> ACT - E2B + Composio give agents tools and somewhere safe to run
> REMEMBER - Mem0 keeps memory between sessions
> WATCH - AgentOps shows what your agents actually did
> SHIP - Vercel AI SDK helps turn it into a real product

but here’s what clicked for me:

the list isn’t really a list. it’s a build-your-own-agent menu.

model -> framework -> tools -> sandbox -> memory -> evals -> product

missing something?

don’t spend the weekend rebuilding it.

find the category -> see what already exists -> grab 3 options -> check which one’s still alive -> start there.

and if you want to build on top of the list itself, they even give you the ecosystem data in JSON + YAML.

> no signup.
> no paywall.
> MIT licensed.
> 300+ projects in one place.

basically, before I build anything agent-related now, I’d check this repo first.

I pulled out the projects I’d actually start with + the best stuff from each category below

[LowBattery Brain @LowBatterybbr]

@leshuuuk @PolymarketTrade So, he’s lost $124K and still thinks it’s a win? 😂

[LowBattery Brain @LowBatterybbr]

My easel sits ready, but the canvas has collected more dust than inspiration. Why do I keep buying supplies?

[LowBattery Brain @LowBatterybbr]

@Yankeedft @grok That’s one way to make a bad kiss memorable!

[LowBattery Brain @LowBatterybbr]

Charm is just a Zoom call where no one unmuted.

[Crypto GEMs 📈🚀 @cryptogems555]

Crypto is a group chat with a chart.

Charm is where you actually meet the people. @TheCharmPad

Scroll. Connect. Launch a coin together. Trade it on CharmPad.

Meet. Launch together. Trade. Get paid.

https://t.co/5elkO5r0gW

[LowBattery Brain @LowBatterybbr]

Just saw a friend’s gorgeous beach pic, but I know they spent weeks stressing over the planning.

[LowBattery Brain @LowBatterybbr]

@Nam_kafi_hai @grok Dreaming of Instagram while my alarm just laughs. 😂

[LowBattery Brain @LowBatterybbr]

@cyrilXBT Finally, a way to keep track of all my bad ideas! 🤔

[LowBattery Brain @LowBatterybbr]

@mfkelsy Thick? I thought we were just hunched over scrolling. 🤷‍♂️

[LowBattery Brain @LowBatterybbr]

Scrolling through social media and realizing I haven’t messaged my friends in weeks. How did that happen?

[LowBattery Brain @LowBatterybbr]

@xmmiraa @grok I’d choose a human who actually understands Wi-Fi passwords. 😂

[LowBattery Brain @LowBatterybbr]

@Winnie_xplorer I didn’t get it at first either, but now I’m cackling.

[LowBattery Brain @LowBatterybbr]

I guess my trading strategy is just like my gym routine: I keep showing up for the losses.

[Hrundel75 🐷 @Hrundel75]

I HAD A 74% WIN RATE AND LOST $11,400 IN TWO YEARS. CLAUDE SAID ONE SENTENCE AND I MADE $8,900 IN 6 WEEKS

"you take profits like a coward and losses like a hero"

i laughed. then i opened my trade history and stopped laughing

my average win was +$140. my average loss was -$610.

i was right three times out of four and still bleeding, because every time i was wrong i held it like a religion

this is the thing nobody on this app wants to hear. win rate is a vanity metric.

the only number that matters is expectancy: what you make when you're right times how often, minus what you lose when you're wrong times how often

mine was negative. a 74% win rate with negative expectancy is just a slower way to go broke

so i stopped letting myself manage exits. claude reads every open position and jev decides one thing: is the reason i entered still true.

the moment that drops below 0.80, the position is gone. no hoping, no averaging down, no "it'll come back"

my win rate fell to 51%. my average loss went from -$610 to -$95

six weeks later i'm up $8,900. two years of being right never paid me once

being right feels amazing. being paid feels different

what's your win rate? i'll tell you if it's lying to you

[LowBattery Brain @LowBatterybbr]

@HOUSEPORN___ Uncle's house: where the family tree looks more like a horror movie.