Not Adam Lowder

From EC to LMA still the best athlete in the county. I like my shirts tight and people wish they were me.

[Not Adam Lowder @LowderNot]

In case y'all didn't hear I did walk on to citadels football team and of course I'm cutting ass as always #AdamFootball #GoBulldogs

[Not Adam Lowder @LowderNot]

It's been too long but I know you bitches have missed me #HeilLowder

[Not Adam Lowder @LowderNot]

Thank God baseball season is finally here I know you sluts have been dying to see me in some baseball pants

[Not Adam Lowder @LowderNot]

Aaron Rogers couldn't get it done so I guess I'll have to take my talents to Greenbay

[Not Adam Lowder @LowderNot]

I bet you losers thought I was gone? Lol well guess what bitches I'm back.

[Not Adam Lowder @LowderNot]

So what I like my jeans tight? I mean damn if you looked this good you would too.

[Not Adam Lowder @LowderNot]

If you can name a quarterback better than me you're just plain and simple a liar #AdamFootball #HeilLowder #ImTheBest

[Not Adam Lowder @LowderNot]

When you finally realize you're better than everybody

[Not Adam Lowder @LowderNot]

@jbmartin61 no actually I just spent all my money on wide ruled paper

[Not Adam Lowder @LowderNot]

@jbmartin61 who do you think you are josh? Shouldn't you be off kicking with jade or some shit like that.

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When Bateman asks to drive my truck @BatemanBrunson

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Shit the basketball team lost again it's pretty evident the problem is that I don't play. Give me a jersey coach #AdamBasketball #HeilLowder

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"Hey Adam are you coming to my game tomorrow?"

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Damn I even managed to make the kicker not look completely gay. You're welcome @jbmartin61 don't get used to it.

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“@JohnnyFootbalI: Cleveland is calling #JohnnyStarter” what a joke you know that 2 in the sky is for me #AdamFootball

[Not Adam Lowder @LowderNot]

Still trying to figure out why I'm not listed in the heisman candidates. The best athlete of Clarendon county or Marcus Mariota? #HeilLowder

[Not Adam Lowder @LowderNot]

Lmao at @JManziel2 getting the start. Talk about a joke man better be glad I haven't taken my talents to Cleveland #HeilLowder #ImTheBest

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"Hey JT are my pants tight enough"

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#LowderForHeisman

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@BMishoe yeah right after I swing by turbeville correctional facility. The inmates love me, but who doesn't.