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Learning to accept that my ideas turn to mush when verbalized, so I TWEET instead

[😏 @Lowkey___WTF]

My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.

[luna gremistinha @Iunadied]

o movimento bodypositive entre as mulheres obesas só durou enquanto emagrecer dependia de esforço e disciplina

quando o dinheiro começou a conseguir comprar a magreza, a maioria das grandes influenciadoras do nicho perderam peso

[Mikey @ItsJustMikey954]

See

[Anime Tweets @AnimexTwts]

PEAK TRIO

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Paris tonight

[عمر الشبرم @omar_alshbrm]

أتحداك إذا تصرف فان دايك ما عجبك

[😏 @Lowkey___WTF]

@mjmutwin Ahambile🤣🤣

[Mel @mjmutwin]

Ahambile amacooks 🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Rance @son_of_uki]

- robbed 4 ballon d'ors (lewandowski, sneijder, van dijk, and haaland)

- won a rigged world cup surrounded by biased officiating where your team received a record five penalties in a single tournament

- robbed the 2014 world cup golden ball

- received human growth hormone treatment, which gave you a long-term athletic advantage

- played for a club that paid millions to companies linked to negreira, the vice-president of spain's refereeing committee, during one of the most successful periods in its history

- benefited from controversial refereeing in major champions league ties, including chelsea (2009), real madrid (2011), and psg (2017) no name a few

“greatest of all time” my ass.

[Ash 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇫🇷🇨🇼 @theashrb]

Not our fault you guys lay on your backs and accept racism towards you cos you think it’ll make (yt) people love you more LOL

[NރGG𐤀R @Ohalwatan]

How niggas on insta reels look like when giving to the homeless

[KFC France @KFCFrance]

pour des raisons évidentes, aucune serviette ne sera disponible dans nos restaurants aujourd’hui.

[Rk @RkFutbol]

Guys remember when Inter Miami was "invited" to the FIFA Club Worldcup for absolutely no reason??? 😭😭😭

[Gezegen ve İnsan @gezegenveinsan]

Kepçe operatörü bir baba, oğlunu göle son hızla fırlatırken kızına oldukça nazik davranıyor;

[AI Slop @AIslop_]

haters will say it’s AI

[Kensetsu @Kensetsu6]

I heard a gun shot. I texted my neighbor.

[Ian Carroll @IanCarrollShow]

If you watch Ben Shapiro and don’t realize you’re watching Israeli propaganda, you are retarded.

[The Saviour @TheSaviour]

Mossad was security at Messi’s wedding?

This is fucking insane 🤣

[Aamer @IbnKulthum]

Taking a clip from a film (based on historical events) where the Muslims famously win. Smartest Argentine award.

[Chico Barney @chicobarney]

Pela cara dos jogadores, foi o oponente mais difícil que enfrentaram nessa Copa.