Not Carson

Swim City 🌃

[Young Thug ひ @youngthug]

Boy slow down dropping all that BS music...😭😂✌🏾️

[Not Carson @LowkeyCarson_]

@purethiquekj ��

[State of New York @NYGov]

it’s hole filling season

[KEISHA @kashdoll]

Girl i will beat yo ass

[Tones🦁 @__tonessss]

Ima piss on your face , and then ima fart in your mouth, yeah and ima shit on these walls Ray

[“alright now!” ηick @Creat1ve]

ME AND MY THUG BAE GON’ SLIDE TONIGHT! 🗣️

[ᯓ ♡⃤ 𝙱𝚞𝚐𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚘 @bugaboo214]

This is how you start a Decade

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker "Motion Light", because they only work when someone walks by

[jameshaschanged. @_badreputatio_n]

i so believe they are all impactful in their respective lanes. However, someone here hasn’t had a global hit since 2012, and y’all know who

[Not Carson @LowkeyCarson_]

@ActorEmpire i was like "omg i cant restock my clothing store🫩 i just cashed out on 1T dollars from it"

[Not Carson @LowkeyCarson_]

@ActorEmpire ohhhhh. i had the business tab open, but it updated today and i lost the tab 😂 (not upset i promise)

[Not Carson @LowkeyCarson_]

what the fuck is in SirDavis?

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

WE GOT TF OUT OF THERE JUST IN TIME YALL

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Kanye West on Kim failing the bar exam:

“She failed our marriage first.”

[໊ @user0000O0]

life update:
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[Not Carson @LowkeyCarson_]

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[Not Carson @LowkeyCarson_]

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[inhuman resources @inhumandept_vp]

I found out two employees are dating, and planning to get married.

I told them they can keep their jobs and continue their relationship, but on one condition:

They have to bring their firstborn to next year’s Christmas party.

They smiled and said they’re happy to.

But I have another plan.

Their child will be signed as our unpaid intern for life.

Company productivity comes first.

[Not Carson @LowkeyCarson_]

@apexgamingpcs well yes