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A wise Turtle said 'Take it slow and go in hard' #TheArtOfTurtle

[小亀🐢🍜 @LowTechTurtle]

I wanted to get into her pants. 😏
She laughed. 😂
I was serious. 😎
She said they won't fit and I will stretch them out. 😋

[小亀🐢🍜 @LowTechTurtle]

@BrezaKatrina This is the content that has me coming back.

[小亀🐢🍜 @LowTechTurtle]

This may sound crazy, but I'm looking forward to allergy season. A bit of an annoyance but worth trading for comfort in knowing there will be warmer weather ahead.

[小亀🐢🍜 @LowTechTurtle]

@heliaxo99 Just 2 more Sundays 🤞

[小亀🐢🍜 @LowTechTurtle]

@heliaxo99 The weekend is just around the corner, hopefully you get some well deserved rest after a busy week.

[小亀🐢🍜 @LowTechTurtle]

It's 2025 and it feels like the captcha are getting more challenging. I have failed to prove I'm human after 3 minutes of trying.

Then out of pure frustration I click randomly and I passed. 🤔

[小亀🐢🍜 @LowTechTurtle]

@moreofamoura I use to be like that, a weighted blanket helped me correct this over time.

Now, I can't fall asleep unless I'm on my side but I always wake up on my back. So I guess it worked.

[小亀🐢🍜 @LowTechTurtle]

@moreofamoura Welcome back ❤️
let's get your followers count back

[小亀🐢🍜 @LowTechTurtle]

@KylieFxox I remember we tried this once but didn't have a way to plug up the tub.

[小亀🐢🍜 @LowTechTurtle]

Thank you for the memories; some of my closest friends I met because of lunch time talks about Dragon Ball back in middle school and high school.

[DRAGON QUEST @DragonQuest]

We are deeply shocked and saddened to share the news of Akira Toriyama’s passing on 1 March 2024.

We extend our deepest condolences for the passing of Mr Toriyama, as well as our heartfelt gratitude and respect for all his great works and achievements throughout his life. He was, and shall always be, a true visionary, for not just DRAGON QUEST, but the global entertainment industry.

May he rest in peace.

[小亀🐢🍜 @LowTechTurtle]

Anyone still using the old Twitter app? It prompts me once a week but I keep deferring it.

If it ain't broken, don't fix it.

[小亀🐢🍜 @LowTechTurtle]

I know it's 2024 but I'm still working on my 2019 resolutions 😅

The one item that keeps escaping me is to not procrastinate so much and finish the projects I started.

[小亀🐢🍜 @LowTechTurtle]

I was sick on and off all November; finally stopped when I found the Unsubscribe button.

December is looking great, my backlog is cleared and my queue empty; but if you sign me up for something else, then I don't think we can be friends.

[小亀🐢🍜 @LowTechTurtle]

@Bellamusexo My camera doorbell is different but I have it wired to use my existing bell. One time the doorbell rang in the middle of the night around 3am. I found that it was doing an automatic software update and when it restarted tripped the wires and triggered the doorbell