Tom

Sports Editor of the Culcheth, Glazebury & Lowton Argus, incorporating the Potato Fanciers' Intelligencer and Ferret Breeders Gazette.

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@LFC Why has Iraola gone back to Spain without being announced / presented to the media as our new Head Coach? Is the deal off?

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@BBCNews By what definition does this article qualify as UK news?
World news, yes, without a doubt; but, UK news, no.

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@BBCBreakfast And this is newsworthy because?
Frankly my dear, I couldn't give a damn!

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@TigerRol @emmerdale It's like deja vu all over again!🙄

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@carahiggins9 @emmerdale Except of course the fact, that the SAS are trained to fake death, isn't a fact; it's a figment of Emmerdale storyliners' collective overactive imaginations.
The SAS train in Survival, Evasion, Resistance, and Extraction(SERE), focusing on avoiding capture, not faking death.

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@TigerRol @emmerdale Just asking for a friend, but how many of your ex's have been jailed for a crime they did/didn't commit?

To be sure, it looks like every other character in Emmerdale has done bird!

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@BBCNews In what way could this be even remotely considered as news?

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@d_penrose @BBCSport I agree re Van de Ven - why wasn't he punished for his scissor tackle?
According to IFAB guide, a scissor tackle is generally interpreted as "serious foul play," which requires a mandatory red card (sending off), even if the defender technically makes contact with the ball first.

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@ChiesaLFC How come Van de Ven wasn't punished for his scissor tackle on Isaak?
According to IFAB guide, a scissor tackle is generally interpreted as "serious foul play," which requires a mandatory red card (sending off), even if the defender technically makes contact with the ball first.

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@BBCBreakfast What more does this man have to do before the powers that be honour him with a knighthood?

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@emmerdale I can't wait for the episode in which Cain first feeds Celia into a bailer and then drowns her in the slurry pit whilst Bear beats Ray to a pulp...
... well I can dream, can't I?

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@imacelebrity Get rid of the rats in the camp - the two thieving, lazy, talentless mancs and the screechy cow, Kelly!

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@imacelebrity Aitch and Ginge - thieving manc barstewards!!!
And as for Kelly, least said...

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@BBCNews Why doesn't the Government take action against the taxi firms that submitted inflated/fraudulent invoices?

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@imacelebrity How come Lisa Riley hasn't been voted to do trial. When she's voted off she'll there'll be nothing to show other than her eating un-earned treats.

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@Ryan408184001 @BBCNews The bbc muck fuppets turn off comments on any item that does not fit their "multi-culturalism enriches us all" virtue signalling narrative.

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@emmerdale Wouldn't you just love to grab Celia's stick and ram it up her arras.🤬

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@BBCMOTD Why hasn't arteta been booked for persistently being out of his technical area?

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@BBCSport So, palace agree to sell the player, agree a fee, and allow the player to have a medical, only to pull out of the deal when they can't buy a replacement? Hardly fair on Guehi and why should anyone trust palace's word ever again.