SOMEONE

I no understand my gender😂

[SOMEONE @LoyalNas]

Please patronise my business
I sell quality thrift baggy jeans
12k each
Dm or text me on WhatsApp [phone]

[SHADES OF GWAGZ @6lackshadess]

It is in my own financial interest that you spread the rumors that I'm a stingy man.

Unfortunately, those rumors are true.

[SOMEONE @LoyalNas]

Anything you might be in life, don’t get fat

[Divine 🇳🇬 @LukasDGreat07]

Five years later. Unto the next stage of life.

[SOMEONE @LoyalNas]

@tobyasky Same here, I only eat it when it’s soft

[SOMEONE @LoyalNas]

@Bigi_Chima I no follow you because of this one o

[SOMEONE @LoyalNas]

@tobyasky @xxfw1da Could have been a great player along the other listed ones

[SOMEONE @LoyalNas]

@Yourfavboy495 Odo eleyele? Yes

[SOMEONE @LoyalNas]

@Wizarab10 You go just dey quote rubbish without clarifying.

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

LOL it seems its only UCL they use in giving GOAT status😂😂. If Ronaldo had what Messi has, Messi fans won't stand a chance because you guys are so loud😂😂😂

Messi has;
-More trophies
-More BDOR
-More World Cups
-More Golden Boots
-More Head to Head wins
-More finals goals
-More world cup goals
-More World Cup Golden Balls
-More World Cup finals
-More world cup assists
-More free kick goals
-More successful dribbles completed (the gap is so wide😂. 4,074 Vs 1,959, tears man)
-More chances created (the gap is extraordinary)
-More non-penalty goals
-More goals in Europe top 5 leagues
-More outside-the-box goals
-More goals per game (104 minutes per goal, compared to 111 per minutes ---This is even an area he lost every flair so he could be number one, still Messi is a better scorer, and did not lose the flair, the dribbles, the chance creation...still does every other thing😂😂)
-More assists (418 - 261, I need to be adding laughing emojis sorry😂)
-More key passes (I cannot even fathom this gap, 2107 Vs 1309)
-More match wins/win percentage
-More MOTM (456 - 229)😂😂
-Higher Average Match rating

By the way, Ronaldo has played 166 games more😂😂😂. Oh wait, there's another one Ronaldo surpasses Messi, more penalties taken and scored. Ronaldo has taken 220 penalties compared to Messi's 148.

There's one thing I will give his fans, they're very loud. I give it to you guys. I mean, if Ronaldo had all of these over Messi, I'm not sure Messi fans would have a voice.

Wait Wait, before you go, let me give you the stats when they played together in La Liga.
Messi has;
-More goals
-More assists
-More outside-the-box goals
-More chances and big chances created
-More key passes
-More MOTM (235 v 131)
-More Average Match Rating
-More successful dribbles (1959 v 740😅😂😂😂, if you multiply 740 by 2, it won't still touch Messi)
-More match wins
-More La Liga titles (6 v 2, you have to multiply that by 3 to get 6😂😂😂)
-More La Liga Top scorer (5 v 3).

Oh fuck, I just read your caption, you said "My" GOAT, fairs.

I honestly think it should be a thing of personal choice to prefer Ronaldo to Messi, but if we take away all of the aforementioned, he is still not a better footballer than Messi on the eye.

There's no way in the world is Ronaldo a better footballer than Messi, no way. You guys are just loud, but I get it, you are shouting so hard so you can shut down the inner voice telling you otherwise😂😂. Again, if Ronaldo had all of the above than Messi, I'm not sure anybody else would breathe.

[SOMEONE @LoyalNas]

@Blac_nels It is not update if it’s only you “that knows it and invent it”

[SOMEONE @LoyalNas]

@Yourfavboy495 Na wetin you wish yourself ejeh 😂🙏

[SOMEONE @LoyalNas]

@pascal_myname @oneshot11110000 @beri_grizou 🤡

[SOMEONE @LoyalNas]

@pascal_myname @oneshot11110000 @beri_grizou Keep crying jare, make a friend with it

[SOMEONE @LoyalNas]

@hav3rs @TheMahleek Na Paraphrase olodo 😂

[SOMEONE @LoyalNas]

@pascal_myname @oneshot11110000 @beri_grizou Shut up jor 😂 hatred will just kill u

[SOMEONE @LoyalNas]

@john322226 By this logic
Messi can do this with 3
Vinicius can do this with 5
Mbappe can do this with 2
Guess who can’t do it with 1 😂

[ajay @1meajay]

- +234 boy approaches +234 girl.
- +234 girl rejects +234 boy.
- +234 boy streaks +234 girl *lifestyle* and/or account balance, implying it's her loss for rejecting him.
- +234 girl ignores him (in some cases) in other cases, she takes the bait, accepts him, and starts making outrageous demands as time goes by.
- +234 boy comes online or goes to his friends to complain that +234 girls are only after him for his money.

[SOMEONE @LoyalNas]

@UrglyGramm What of our business at ikorodu?

[SOMEONE @LoyalNas]

@Wizarab10 “I was there when he had nothing” exactly their contribution 😂

[SOMEONE @LoyalNas]

@HaileDita316407 @Mbahdeyforyou It was a one sided game with lot of fouls, boring asf. This is 2026 people only want to enjoy watching plays, dribbles, shots and all other actions from both teams playing.