IamtheBrainwasher

Massage Therapist LMT, Retired Librarian, LGBTQIAce 🏳️‍🌈, single Pringle

[IamtheBrainwasher @LPerenic]

Thoughtful means caring; so what word means I’m full of thoughts?

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mood - pissy wren

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Mood - it’s not my job to make your life easy

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I think I learned to play poker in scouts.

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I know this counts as a total first world problem, but I haven’t had a good papaya all season

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Due to the current state of things I have decided to become goo xox

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Dad Joke
Why do gas stations charge you to fill up your tires?
Inflation

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Wow, i went down the Reddit rabbit hole and sort of abanoned twitter for a while

https://t.co/6S5c0uuvyM

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spring has sprung, the grass has riz,
its 40 degrees so fuk this shiz

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Did you know all Egyptian doctors are Cairo-practors? 🤣

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its nice when a life rule has more than one application so you dont have to learn things twice

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@Sumbookfreak See this is why I think they should make gender, neutral clothing, and then pants can just come in length and width increments because honestly for my body type men’s pants fit better

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Today’s adulting looked like trying on pants. I deserve so much coffee.

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@Sumbookfreak I do have little T-Rex arms, so I guess it makes sense that I have a little T-Rex legs