Lamont Price

Standup comedian. Licensed Bootyologist. Connect 4 and Super Mario Kart Champion. I have an afro and I'm great on clay. Rap Game Barnaby Jones

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Ayo, I'm dropping my Booker T article for @BostonMagazine. That's right, I'm a "5 TIME! 5 TIME! 5 TIME! 5 TIME! 5 TIME!" published writer!!! This time I rank my Top 5 New England Amusement Parks. Now can you dig THAT, sucka?!?

https://t.co/JrQbuI7DJs

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Guess I'll do a puzzle

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@xxxpornqueens @spookstheblonde She looks so surprised lol

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@Walrus_simp I'm gonna write a 1920s detective noir about that sign

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@KatieXKinz You share my birthday month!

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@seeingstarsliz @TSmoothieCafe Ooooooh I have to check it out

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I'm a smoothie nerd

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@GoRomeTv This sounds great

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@laniriversxx You know how to party!

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"That's the guy who sidelined Jimmy"

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Crank up that Alice Cooper!

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Front, back, side to side

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@dreamingbaddie That's the name of my band's new album

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@seeingstarsliz I'm a Seinfeld nerd lol

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"I don't know about you but I'm getting a hankering for some Doublemint gum"

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@seeingstarsliz It's from the episode where there was a mannequin that looks like Elaine lol

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Cartoon maven

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@dreamingbaddie I think it's your big tits that make your big tits look bigger and I just realized I don't know enough bimbos. I need bimbos to sing TV theme songs with

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I'm gonna do a puzzle

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@justinejakobs How do you feel about Connect 4?